why, hello there

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Hello!

I kind of forgot this book existed. Hmm,  it sure has grown since I last updated which was five million years ago but hey!  I'm alive and sort of well.

Why do you people read this bullshit of mine?  I'm not sure,  but thanks for going through the he'll that is my thoughts.

Speaking of thoughts,  have you ever hated someone so much that you just wish you could just draw a gigantic magic circle and sacrifice them to Satan for a bag of takis?......


Yeah,  me neither.

But there's been this girl,  gah,  I can't even remember her name but she wears glasses and has a pig nose and is really fucking dumb.  Like,  in U. S.  History she legit asked where Canada was.

She legit asked where Canada is even though it's right above us you fucktard.

But her being stupid is not why I'd take a bag of spiced tortillas in her place.  She's a fuckng bitch.

She's always up in my business and said she hopes I die from cutting myself too much so I just said I hope she dies from cancer and that no one attends your funeral so she called me stupid .
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👏Boi

I told her at least I know where Canada is so she retaliated with "Oh,  I didn't realize you we're so invested with my life. "

Okay,  okay hold up-laugh- I just-laugh- w-wait right fucking there a second mate.

I'm. So invested in your life? Does this bitch realize that everyone in that class heard her say the Canada thing out loud and legit roasted her pig looking ass and sold her to Hawaiians?

I mean honestly.  Not to forget to mention she's the one always listening in on my conversations in secret and putting in her commentary.  Like,  I could be talking about pickles and shed be like

"Oh,  you probably use those as dildos since you can't get guys or girls. " now,  she didn't say that but garunteed she would.

Now,  after all this IM the one in HER business.  Jesus Christ I almost got into a fight with this girl after school.  Oh how I wish I could but I can't exactly risk being expelled.

BUUUUTTTTTTTTT anyway,  that's just me and my not so problematic problems. Again?, why do you guys read this? 

Stay lovely ~Alex

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