Mad Love

Part 22~ The Wall

Shooty guy stares at me in disbelief once he notices me. He comically looks back, and forth between me, and some military guy in disbelief. I roll my eyes, and join my new group.
"What is this cheerleading tryouts?"
Military guy scoffs, and a few more objections are heard.
"Me no want to die"
"Aye mate she's not so bad"
Military guy looks pissed off, and yells.
"QUIET!"
I turn my full attention to him, and listen to what he has to say. As long as I behave I'm gonna get outta here. The voices just won't stop though.
Escape
Escape
Escape
Escape
Escape
"What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry the voices"
I say pointing to my head. Everyone just stares until military guy breaks be silence
"Behold, the voice of god"
He pulls out a small military tablet, and the devil lady comes up again.
"Hello villains. You select few have been chosen to complete missions for me. Hurt agent Flag here, and you die. He is the gem stone of you pieces of coal. Follow directions, and execute orders properly, and we should get along just fine"
I laugh, and everyone stares at me. Devil lady doesn't seem fazed though, and continues as though I had never spoke.
"Fail this mission, and you die. Try, and escapes, and Flag, and I have a small button that could lead to your demise. Each mission you complete will earn you 1 year off your prison sentences"
I looked to everyone, and grinned. I burst out laughing again, and they all turn their attention to me. Even devil lady does. I stare at her, and she stares at me. I'm not backing down. After our little staring contest she dismisses us. A bunch of chests were brought out to us, and set down in a bunch of individual groups. I walk over to my chest, and pop the latch. Inside was my old jester suit from my times with Mistah J. I squeal with delight, and place it over my body. I sigh remembering the good old days, and then toss it. If I'm gonna do this I'm doing it right. I see my old shoulder pads, and my hammer. I'll grab that later. At the bottom of the chest lay my costume. I strip, and pull the shorts over my legs. I strap into my boots that I love so much, and stand up. I slip my shirt over my head, and look around. Everything was dead quiet, and everyone was looking at me.
"What?"
They all resume their work, and I shrug. Oh! I look over to see my make-up. I smudge red, and blue eye shadow on, and apply red lipstick.
"You know we could die right"
I turn to see shooty guy speaking to me. I giggle, and turn to him makeup compact still in hand.
"And?"
He sighs, and turns around. I continue my business, and pull my hair into two pigtails. I have no need to worry! My puddin's gonna save me I just know it. A sudden gust of wind pulls my hair, and flips it all around. What the-? A helicopter lands on a pad, and shooty guy starts to stalk towards it. Following suite I jump onto the plane, and giggle as I take my seat. Mistah J has never let me be in a helicopter before. I'll get the hang of it I just know it. Everyone packs into the helicopter, and Flag looks around with a puzzled look on his face. The helicopter starts to hover, and an Asian woman jumps on right before it takes off. The door closes behind her, and Flag relaxes. I look at Flag confused, and he looks back. I signal to him with my face to introduce us.
"You are late"
She keeps her emotionless facade together, and responds in a language I can't understand.
"This is katana. She's got my back. She could cut all of you in half with one sword stroke just like mowing the lawn. I would advise not getting killed by her. Her sword traps the souls of her victims"
I guess I need to make allies. Might as well be her. Grinning from ear to ear I shove my hand towards her. I grip my bat with my other hand in case she isn't that friendly.
"Harley Quinn nice ta meetcha!"
She isn't fazed by my craziness, and I continue.
"Love ya perfume! What is that the stench of death?"
I laugh uncontrollably, and she grips her sword. I continue, and stare at her gripping my bat to show her I'm not afraid. She speaks gibberish to Flag, and he lets out a small chuckle. HEY! I'm the one supposed to be making people laugh.
"Woho easy cowgirl it ain't that kinda mission. Take a seat"
I don't know what she said, but I like it. Mistah J is still gonna kill her though so it doesn't really make a difference. I turn to Diablo-I learned his name-and grin.
"She seems nice"
I look out the small window when he doesn't respond, and see it's night time. A stream of fiery light brushes across the sky, and I stare at it puzzled.
"Flag I believe there is a fire ball going across the sky. Correct me if I'm wrong I am a bit messed up in the head"
I point to my head with my fingers, wag them in a circular motion, and cross my eyes. He rushes to the door, and stares out in disbelief. A giant fire ball hits our plane, and we begin to fall.
"PREPARE FOR CRASH LANDING"
Everyone ducks, but I just stick my hands in the air.
"WEEEEEEEEE"
I still don't understand why Mistah J never let me into a helicopter these are fun!
BOOM
Our plane smashes into the ground, and I go tumbling onto shooty guy. We stop rolling, and look at each other. For a minute it seemed like I knew him. Oh well! I giggle, and jump off of him.
"Thanks fa breakin my fall"
Walking over I place my bat between my legs, and grip the side of the helicopter that is not facing skyward. Lifting myself up I stand up. I was on the side of a helicopter...I WAS PN THE SIDE OF A HELICOPTER! Nothing has ever given me this kind of rush before. Not even Mistah J.
"What a ride"
I giggle as I jump down gripping my bat in my right hand. Boomer got out, and mumbled.
"Crazy bitch"
I giggled, and turned back around stalking towards him.
"I would watch whatcha say boomah"
I lightly kiss his cheek, and grip my bat. He comes in for another kiss, but that isn't on my agenda.
"Tsk tsk tsk needn't ya rememah I'm in charge here boomah. Must I teacha anotha lesson?"
He nods, and I sigh. My plans working perfectly. I grip my bat, and lay it on my shoulder.
"Batters up"
I swing my bat into his balls, and giggle as he crumpled to the floor.
"Watcha language pal! I ain't a crazy bitch"
I walk away, and everyone stares at me.
"What? Ain't evah seen a crazy bitch before?"
Flag sighs, and signals for me to come over. I strut back over, and give him my full attention. Boomer joins too, but I'm pretty sure I burnt down a bridge with him.
"Listen up low life's!"
He pulls out a handy dandy military gadget, and I can help, but stare at it. It was so pretty! I didn't notice my hand had reached out to touch in until Flag slapped my hand away.
"Ow Mistah! Watch it"
I say to him faking pain. He turns to my with a mocking sad face, and scoffs. I giggle at him, and turn my attention back to his plan. He presses a button, and a holograph of the city comes up.
"Pretty"
I laugh, and clap my hands.
"We need to get here-flag points to the other side of the city-to get our target. Her name is enchantress, and she is highly dangerous. What ever you do don't harm her too much"
I stare at him puzzled. Why does this chick mean so much to him?
"Wowowo I did not sign up for a rescue mission"
Deadshot complains.
"Aye mate I thought we would be fighting, and stuff. I brought this beer for nothing then"
A loud thud interrupts everyone's rants, and we all hide behind cars. I peak over the car, and see a bunch of creatures. Not like cute squirrels that I usually kill, but nasty creatures from those terrible 80's movies.
"Creep, and get into an x position. Everyone spread out. We will attack by closing in on them. Stay quiet! These creatures are dangerous"
I giggle breathily, and get to cracking. Everyone starts spreading out, but I have no intention on following orders. I look over to see Boomer open a beer can. What a drunkard. He could possibly be a valuable asset at some point. On second thought I wouldn't bet my money on him. I look at SEE Flag shhhhhh Boomer. This was getting so boring.
"AHHHHHH"
I run full speed to the creatures, and everyone yells at me joining suite. I bash one of the creatures head inside its stomach. I sneak up on one who was looking for someone to fight.
CRACK
"Worlds best neck cracker goes to.... HARLEY QUINN"
I hear a splatter behind me to see a creature slump to the ground.
"Don't mention it"
Deadshot says cockily. I roll my eyes, and continue fighting.
CRACK
CRACK
CRACK
All done. I look around to see a slump of bodies on the ground.
"You almost got us killed!"
Flag yells at me. Katana responds, but I can understand.
"Whatever"
Flag points to the rode, and we all keep walking. What a party pooper....maybe I can lighten him up. I run up to his pace, and tap his shoulder.
"Wanna hear a joke?"
Flag sighs exasperated by my personality.
"No, but I'm sure you are going to tell me one so I'll brace myself"
I giggle, and nod at his correct observation.
"Smart boy. Where do you get virgin wool?"
"Enlighten me"
I roll my eyes, and tell him what Mistah J told me.
"AN UGLY SHEEP"
I burst out laughing, but he just rolls his eyes.
"Come on cowboy that joke always kills"