Mad Love

Part 20~ The Hell

The next few hours were quiet the event indeed. I was knocked out for about a fourth of it which kinda sucked. I am never one to pass up an opportunity to see an idiot shiver when they see me. It brings joy to my day. Other things happened that were not that interesting, so luckily my brain decided not to record the memory. I was violently stripped by guards, and thrown an ugly uniform.
"I bettah get somethin bettah ta wear really soon or all ya necks are gonna be snapped off like twigs"
I hissed at them, and a newbie flinched.
Oh this will be fun. I look over to see the guy starring at me. He looks away when he sees me looking at him. As I walk down the hallway I giggle violently. I end up doubling over laughing, and I can't understand why. I grip my sides, and try to stop the growing pain in my lower stomach region. The more I laughed, the more it hurt, and the more I wanted to laugh again. It was a never ending cycle. The guards picked me up, and slung me onto a cart. If a guard touched me I would usually snap his neck, but I couldn't stop laughing.  I couldn't struggle, and all I could do was try not to kill myself. They strap every part of my body onto the chair, and wheel me to a room. A guy scans his pass, and they continue wheeling me.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
I couldn't help myself everything was so funny! I haven't felt this since I got out of the chemicals. I stop laughing suddenly because I forget the joke. Not like there was one anyway. We arrive in a room with a giant animal cage right smack in the middle. I feel sorry for the poor sap who has to go in there. They wheel me over to the door, and one side of the cage opens. The guards unstrap me, and push me into the cage. The guards run out just before I could grab them.
"PUSSIES"
I taunt. I look around at me new permanent home. Quiet....roomy. I walk around the cage I was now locked in.
"Aye pal! Wherssa lady spposed to get a blanket round here? It's freezing"
I fake shiver hoping to get a reaction out of him. He looks at me, and keeps his stern expression in tact. Impressive. I mentally roll my eyes. He grouchily responds to me not very interested in my conversation topic.
"Sorry Psycho bitch, but no blankets or mattresses for you. Due to your lack of self control. You could hurt yourself, and we don't want a prisoner to hurt themselves before she gets her hands on em"
I ignored the psycho bitch part because I'm already gonna kill everyone here why waste energy? Great so I am sleeping on the hard floor. I analyse his sentence in my mind making sure him calling me 'psycho bitch' was the only reason I would kill him. I needed to know how dirty I should kill him. I have two sides Nice Harley + Bad Harley. The choice of which one my victims get is completely up to them. "Who is she?"
He shakes his head, and goes back to guarding my cage. I sit down in my cage, and pull off my prison clothes. I hear a satisfying rip as I tear the fabric in half. I tie the end together, and make a rope. Taking my pants off I do the same. They won't entertain me? Fine I will entertain myself. I tie the fabric around my waist, and walk over to the steel bars wrapping  my hand around them. I tighten my grip, and run up the bars. I prepare myself, and backflip off of the bars grabbing onto the celling bars. I slide my foot in between the bar, and hang upside down. I fumble with the knot I created around my waist, but eventually get it undone. It was weird being upside down, because everything was trying to go the opposite direction as me. I tie the ripped fabric to the cell bars, and grip the fabric. The fabric was low enough to where I could jump to it, but to other people it would be a bit more difficult. I loosen my foots grip, and collapse onto the safely tied fabric. I now have a place to sleep at least. Spreading out the fabric, and laying down in it like a hammock I fall asleep missing Mistah J. I would always use him like a teddy bear. I had the nightmare I kept having since my chemical bath again. Of a woman dressed in gold clothes, and a mutant man attacking the city. I would usually have no problem with that, but once again I couldn't stop my feet from walking over to try to bash the guy's skull in. He grips my arm before I can do anything, and snaps my neck. It feels like I'm flying. Like a bird in the sky. Hearing the bird call me made me feel so wonderful. I open my eyes, and realise I'm still in this shit hole. I roll my eyes, but still hear whistling. Peaking over my hammock I see a guy with the name tag 'Officer G'. Time to have some fun! It's only been 10 seconds, and I am already bored. Letting myself fall from the hammock, I smile when I hear G yell 'NO'. I land perfectly on the ground, and see him sigh with relief. He needs me alive doesn't he?
"Whaddaya want Mistah"
He was still recovering from his ''mini heart attack', but finds a way to respond.
"Time to eat"
He pushes me a tray, and walks away. A tray made of soft white material. I try to break a piece off, but it turns to dust when my hands come to contact with it. Well guess I can't use that to escape. I look at the meal, and cringe. A pile of slop, an apple, and a carton of grape soda. GRAPE SODA! I grab the carton, and pull open the tabs. I chug it, but something wasn't right. I look at the label, and see it is grape juice! How could they!? I threaten the guards again for good measure, and eat the apple. It wasn't that bad, but I could get one from the cheap supermarket,  and it would be better. They honestly don't care about me do they? I didn't expect them to, but maybe..? I push the tray back out, and the guard looks at me.
"You need to eat"
He tells me. I shake my head, and he sighs.
"Listen hot-stuff"
He begins. This one little comment grabbed my attention immediately. I seductively walk over to the bars, and he looks at me conflicted.
"You know you gotta stay off these bars"
He fake pouts. This drives me more. I can get out of here if I just push his correct buttons.
"What? These bars?"
To show off I lick the bars. He needed to know I was in charge.
"I warned you babe"
I chuckle at him as he turns around. He does a complicated hang gesture, and nothing happens.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
I laugh at his attempts. They were really starting to get old. Does he think this is my first prison? Hah! I hear a buzzer go off, but I still grip the bars. The bars start to buzz, and before I can move an electric shock sends me reeling. I land on the floor in a very uncomfortable position, and laugh.
"Crazy clown"
The guy mutters. My upper body jolts  up, and I tilt my head to the side.
"Crazy clown eh? I'll show ya crazy Mistah"
I twist up, and see his eyes radiate shock. Smiling I do complicated gymnastic moves in order to give off the effect of craziness, and it's working. He shivers as I twist my upper body below my lower body. I giggle, and come back up. Walking to the bars I wag my finger, and tsk.
"Ya farget who's in charge here hunny. I always get what I want"
I lick the bars, and watch as he shakes in fear. He was close enough that I could grab him.
"Come play with me"
I grip his uniform, and bang his head against the bars. If he wants to call my crazy, oh I will be crazy! I'll show him something he has never seen. I pull his head through the bars, and kiss him. He looks confused, but I'll put a stop to it. He struggles to get his stick,, but ultimately fails. I slide his head down a little farther, and jump.
CRACK
Oopsies there goes his neck. He should have know better than to mess with me. If anything I am the victim here! Another guard opens my cell.
"Sorry fella I'm feelin a bit tired of this game. Ah what the heck I'll play anotha round"
I run to him, and slide my way up to his shoulders. He managers to grab my thighs, but he doesn't have that much time to get me off.
CRACK
What a pity all these necks broken. The alpha's gonna be mad....oh well. I run to the gate, but it shuts in my face. It slams down, and almost shuts on my toes, and by now I am mad.
"Heya what's the big idea?"
A small army of guards rush into the room, and I grin.
"Welcome Boys"
An officer looks at me revolted.
"Grab her"
The gate opens once more, and I get on my knees.
"Hey I'm cooperatin"
I reason, but they don't listen. They lift me up with ease since I haven't been eating. It was my own personal little strike. Just to mess with them. They grip me, and strap me into a chair. I struggled of course, but it was all in vain. They wheeled me into an unfamiliar room, and set me down by a little cart with three tubes. One was pink, another was white, and the last one was a dark chocolatey brown. Uh oh. I know this part. A man walks in, and smiles at me. I recognise him immediately. It's officer Griggs. I finally learned his name.
"Hiya Griggs! How's the wife. Oh wait..."
I laugh, and he bends down to my level.
"You killed two of my men. Think of this as your punishment"
A bunch of guards come into watch. Griggs stands up, and chuckles.
"Alright sugar we have Strawberry, chocolate, or vanilla"
He doesn't wait for me to respond, and shoves the tubes up my nose. Pain floods my system, and I laugh. I laugh through all the pain. It was excruciating, but my stimulus reactions didn't know better so I laughed. After an eternity of hell he pops the tubes out of my nose. A drop of pink liquid drops from my nose.
"Ya will pay for that. Jus ya wait ya fools"
I grin, and laugh as the whole room shivers. One man has the audacity to speak up.
"Shut up clown"
I look at, and see a buff man.
"What did ya say?"
He laughs, and looks me in the eye. He talks slowly, as if talking to a dumb person.
"Shut   Up    Clown"
I laugh uncontrollably. I thought all those others things were fun. Here is where my fun comes in.
"Ya think ya are tough? Ta me ya look like a twig. Not even ya could satisfy me, and I'm crazy. Wanna be a man? Take me outta these restraints, an show me"
I turn to Griggs, and he looks amused. He shrugs.
"Eh why not. One less pay check"
He unites me, and I jump up. Rolling my neck, and hearing the loud crack tells me I'm ready.
"Come at me Big Boy"
I walk over to him, and grip his jaw.
"I don't usually break my pretty new toys on the first day I get em, but I will make an exception for ya"
I lick his face, and he shivers. Perfect. I slide into my knees and unbutton his pants. I secretly take the button off, and the guy just stands there. I stand back up, and ask him a question.
"Ya want more?"
He nods, and I grin. My hand with the button in it, slides up his chest, and when I'm close enough I take action. Lodging the button in his trachea was too easy. The whole room cheered for me. Griggs talks into a walkie talkie, and I strain to listen.
"She passed the test"
Static fills the void of silence till a feminine voice speak up.
"Bring her out"
Griggs ties me back down more carefully this time. He personally wheels me into a room. He stops me, and people with hazmat suits on approach me. One with a gun, another one with a cotton swab. I playfully growl, and bite at one. That doesn't faze the man, and he swipes the cotton swab along my neck.
"What the fu...."
I can't finish because of a large growing pain in my neck. Once again I laugh. The people look at each other, and then back to me.
"What"
I hiss. They all return to their business, and Griggs wheels me back out. While on the way Griggs whispers to me.
"I have been in contact with Joker. He says he is coming, and be ready. Oh, and Harley?"
I look to him, excitement practically spilling out of my eye sockets.
"What?"
"Tell Joker I took good care of you ok?"
A team comes over, and grips my chair.
"Oh you are so screwed"
I laugh, and get driven away. The only thing on my mind is I'm gonna get to see my Puddin.
"Wait Harley. What do you mean? HARLEY"