My Bad Boy Severus Snape

Recruiting the team

"No!" Hermione said.
"We have to!" Severus said as they walked inside.
"You guys are always arguing" Fred said.
"Sod off, my answer is no" Hermione said.
"But it will work!" Severus said.
"It can work without me" Hermione said.
"But I want you with me!" Severus said.
"Get him and I will agree!" Hermione said.
"Very funny!" Severus said.
"I know right the best joke" Hermione said.
"I will be back than, get them to agree and I will have him agree" Severus said.
"Don't be stupid" Hermione said.
"Recruit them!" Severus yelled as he walked towards the door.
"Tell them the whole plan!" Hermione said.
"Yes you idiot!" Severus said.
"Sod off!" Hermione said slamming the door in his face.

"What the plan?" Draco said.
"Leave! I'm not telling you the plan" Hermione said.
"Me?" Draco said.
"And Ginerva" Hermione said.
"What?" Ginny said.
"Now!" Hermione said.
They walked out in shock.

"If say anything about this plan to anyone I will kill you and I mean it because I have hex people before" Hermione said. They sat down and looked around at each other.

"So what our plan is the same as the lord but turned around and we are killing the lord, Severus and I are the most feared couple so if you tried to overthrow death will be the answer" Hermione said.
"Your plan is to kill the lord?" Fred said.
"Yes if you don't like it, Severus will hex you" Hermione said.
"No no no it a good plan"  George said.
"Okay so when they start the war, Severus will kill Lord and I kill Bella and it goes from there" Hermione said.

"Who is he getting?" Ron asked.
"No one" Hermione said.
"What is the matter?" George asked.
"Noting" Hermione said.
"You guys are constantly fighting" Fred said.
"It's none of our business, if they fight they fight there is noting we can do but stop it when it goes too far" Ron said.
"And I hardly doubt it will come to that" Hermione said.
"But we have to watch after you, you are like our sister" Fred said.
Hermione walked upstairs and went to hug Elizabeth.

"We are planning to kill the lord" Severus said.
"Will it work?" Sirius asked.
"Yes she doesn't want to start without you" Severus said.
"Is that jealousy?" Sirius asked.
"I can't go back unless you agree" Severus said.
"It is jealousy" Sirius said.
"She will hex us both" Severus said.
"My answer will always be yes for her" Sirius said.
"She is my wife you know" Severus said.
"Yea and I'm her boyfriend" Sirius said.
"Husband rule over boyfriend" Severus said.
"We will see who she loves more" Sirius said.
"Didn't she tell you she pregnant?" Severus said.
"I'm still better" Sirius said.
"Husband" Severus said walking away.
"I hardly doubt that" Sirius said following him.

"Whose is your girlfriend now?" Sirius asked as he poured a drink.
"Hermione" Severus said looking at him.
"Funny" Sirius said laughing.
"Actually she is my wife, you missed the ceremony" Severus said.
"My girlfriend didn't invite me" Sirius said.
"Stop saying that" Severus said.
"I'm her boyfriend" Sirius said.
"Was her boyfriend" Severus said.
"Still I'm better" Sirius said.
"Yes or no?" Severus said annoyed.
"I have to talk to woof" Sirius said.

Couple Hours Later

"He said yes" Severus said walking in drunk.
"Don't lie to me" Hermione said sitting up.
"He just has to talk to woof" Severus said.
"Ugh" Hermione said.
"And thanks for telling him" Severus said.
"Oh I forgot I haven't seen him for while" Hermione said.
"Where was you yesterday?" Severus asked.
"Getting the whore" Hermione said.
"She isn't a whore" Severus said.

"Elizabeth need you more" Hermione said.
"I got your stupid boy!" Severus said.
"He talking to woof do you think he mine!" Hermione said.
"He said I'm her boyfriend!" Severus said.
"Was my boyfriend!" Hermione said.
"I'm your husband and I say when we go and who we go with!" Severus said .
"Sod off! I know what better" Hermione said.
"Be an adult and not a insufferable know it all!" Severus said.
"She a dumb blonde! You would not even be together if I wasn't her best friend!" Hermione said.
"You have dumb wolf boy!" Severus said.

"At least he loves me and not a whore!" Hermione said.
"She isn't a whore!" Severus yelled.
"You are my husband that doesn't mean I have to follow your commands!" Hermione said.
"And that goes the same for me!" Severus said.
"Who do you want Elizabeth or Abby!" Hermione yelled.
"Elizabeth of course" Severus said.
"Than leave Abby" Hermione said.
"Wolf boy has to go" Severus said.
"No—" "Than I will leave" Severus said
"Door over there" Hermione said.
"The plan" Fred said.
"Ugh Abby said yes, I'm not working with her and wolf boy will not work with you" Hermione said as Severus walking upstairs.
"Wolf boy will be working with us" Severus said.

"And wolf boy in the hous—" "Idiot" Hermione said smacking her hand on her face.
"Wolf boy is your boyfriend?" George said laughing.
And Remus walked in.
"Keeps getting better" Fred said.
"I thought it was you three" Sirius said.
"I owl you they were here" Hermione said.
"Idiots" Remus said sitting down.
"Wolf boy and woof?" Draco said.
"Double agents" Sirius said.
"So we all are double agents?" Ginny said.

"Frauds" Hermione said taking her wand out of her boot.
Sirius and Remus put their hands up.
"We are not the frauds" Ginny said.
"You just admitted it" Hermione said as Sirius and Remus got behind her.
"Who is on our side?" Sirius said.
"I'm pretty sure she told you guys the plan" Remus said as they took their wands out.
"They won't kill us" Fred said.

"Don't say that" Draco said walking to their side.
"We have seen her kill people" Remus said.
"I didn't want to but they weren't loyal" Hermione said.
"She showed no mercy" Sirius said as rope flew on their wrists.
"Or remorse" Draco said taking his wand out.
"Fraud!" Ginny said as Ron walked out.
"We made a promise when we got the mark to serve one and only one lord" Ron said taking his wand out.
"6 against 3" Severus said walking down.

"Ginny you have to agree" George said.
"We won't leave your side" Fred said.
"I don't know!" Ginny said.
"We will be with you no matter what" Fred said.
"If you die we die" George said.
"But I don't want to die" Ginny said.
"10 seconds!" Sirius said.
"I agree!" Ginny said crying.
"We agree!" Fred said.

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