The Real Life of Rachel Berry

S1: Sectionals

So here's what you missed so far...

Mr. Schue find out his wife was faking her pregnancy, so he left her and slept at school in one of the mattresses we got offer after the TV commercial, which got him disqualified from sectionals, and Quinn's pregnant but Puck is the father, not Finn (Even tought she thinks no one knows, but the entire Glee Club knows except Lila, whose got a crush on Finn), Which is awkward since she lives with Finn after her parents kick her out...

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"I bet we get stuck with Mr. Sinacori as our sectionals advisor" says Artie as him, Tina, Mercedes, Kurt and I are gather in the choir room.

"Ugh, the creepy math teacher?" Tina and I say at the same time.

"His always singing when he walks down the halls" says Kurt next to me.

"Hey guys" says Lila (My cousin whose nobody knows we are related) once she gets in the room "Did any of you think It was weird the way that Puck rush to Quinn's aid during rehearsals yesterday?" she asks making us look at one another remembering Quinn's fall yesterday (Did I mention she has a huge crush on Finn, like HUGE).

"Noo" says Mercedes slowly.

"I mean, he likes her. I mean, the-they're friends, we all know that" says Artie nervously.

"Yea-yeah, but it seem like more than that" Lila says before taking a deep breath. "I never told you guys this before but I'm a little psychic. I can't read mind or anything yet, but I do have a sixth sense" she says being a little creepy. "Something is definitely going on there"

"Uh, we-we gotta go" I say grabbing my bag from the floor.

"We have to practice" Lila says.

"Oh, and we will. As soon as Mr. Schuester names a faculty advisor to replace him" says Kurt while we start to get out of the choir room with Lila on our tails.

"There's nothing to be scare of, it's not li-like Ca-carrie or anything" is the last think we hear she says before we are out in the halls.

"Ok, this needs an intervention" I say pulling out my phone from my bag to start a phone conference.

"Hey, she's on to it" Mercedes says once the phone call starts.

"I know, it really freaking me out" Tina says before her phone starts buzzing "Hang on, Artie buzzing in. I'm going party line"

"Dudes, this is serious. If she founds out she's gonna tell Finn. She's a total blabblemouth" Artie says once his in the conversation.

"Wait, Kurt wants in" I says before passing my phone to Kurt while we keep walking down the halls.

"I say we lock Lila up, until after sectionals. I volunteer my basement" he says to everyone else.

"We can't do that. That's mean" I says once he gives me my phone back and I put it on speaker so we both can hear.

"Rachel's right. Besides we need her to sing" says Mercedes.

"Damn, her talent" says Kurt making me smile.

"We just heard" says Santana once she's in conversation "Who told?" she says accusing.

"We assume it was you" Artie says.

"Why would I do that?" she says getting mad.

"To get back at Puck" Kurt says.

"Yeah, aren't you guys dating?" I ask her.