The Real Life of Rachel Berry

S2: Britney/Brittany

Glee does not belong to me...

Britney/Brittany

Lately Jesse's been very busy, which means less hours talking to me. I have speak to him maximum 5 times in the last two weeks. And I understand that he has to be responsible with college, but that's the longest time we had gone without speaking. I mean I love him and I want to be with but he doesn't have time for me lately, which sucks. So I just hope that this bad streak goes away soon.

Right now I have glee club, so I'm sitting next to Kurt and Sunshine, whose have been spending a lot of time with Finn, which is weird.

"Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?" Mr. Schue says after writing said name on the board.

"Discovered America" Brittany says making me laugh.

"Close... he did write an iconic shat topic: 'Sailing'" Mr. Schue responds.

"I have a bad feeling about this lesson" Kurt murmurs.

"Never heard of him, don't want to hear about him" Tina says.

"This is going to end badly" I murmur.

"So, some people think of the term 'Easy Listener' is a bad thing. But I'm gonna let this music speak for itself. Now, you guys love Lady Gaga and the Rolling Stones and you guys are really good about putting it all out there" Mr. Schue says while he start to hand out some music sheets. "But, really good music, can also be controlled and restrained. It doesn't have to attack an audience, we can let them come to you"

"How can we be caught between the moon and NY, they're like a 100 miles apart" Finn says while he was reading some of this lyrics.

"Mr. Schue, if I may?" Kurt says rising his hand. "I think I speak for all of us when I say that is not that we don't love the idea of spending a week on this silky smooth 'adult contemporary', is just that as teens it isn't the easiest music for us to relate to. However, there is an increasing Facebook campaign that is sweltered over five members, and they demand that this week at the fall homecoming assembly, the McKinley High School glee club perform a music number by, wait for it... Miss Britney Spears" Kurt finish says.

"Oh my god, yes" I say excited.

"Yo, Spears is fierce, y'all" Artie says, and every one of us is really happy and excited about this.

"Cool" most of the girls said.

"Yes" Mercedes says.

"Sorry, Kurt, Kurt, sorry, no" Mr. Schue says killing our excitement. "No, no I-I don't think she's a very good role model"

"But, Mr. Schue, we kind of grew up with her" I say with a sympathetic face.

"She's literally why I wanted to become a performer" Tina says backing me up.

"I don't wanna do Britney" Brittany says.

"Why not Britney, Brittany?" Kurt asks confuse.

"Because my name is also Brittany Spears" She says making us all look at her like she's crazy.

"What?" Mr. Schue asks confuse.

"What the hell is she talking about?" Mercedes ask around.

"My middle name is Susan, and my last name is Pierce, makes me Brittany S. Pierce, 'Britney Spears'. I've leaved my entire life on Britney Spears shadow, I won't ever be as talented or as famous. I hope you all respect that I want Glee Club to be a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears" Brittany says leaving us all in silence.