The Real Life of Rachel Berry

S1: Bad Reputation

Glee does not belong to me...

Bad Reputation

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So here's what's happened on Glee...

Jesse left Vocal Adrenaline, cuz' his parents are divorcing and his Mom moved with Jesse's aunt, so he's on the New Directions and they're the new power couple, even though Finn's in to her. Will still has a crush on Emma, but he hasn't divorce Terry, and he even make out with Rachel's Mom, without knowing that she's Rachel's Mom. And Sue... still just kind of angry at everybody... and that's what you missed on Glee.

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Early in the morning after Cheerios practice, Sue send Kurt and I to look for her hormonal replacement injections at her office, and while we were looking we found a video of Sue, singing and dancing Olivia Newton-John 'Physical'.

"We have to show this to the guys" Kurt tells me.

"I don't know. What if she found out we took it?" I tell him not sure about it.

"What can she do? Bully us even more?" he says.

"Okay, but you have to put it back after" I say knowing this is probably a bad idea.

"Yeah, yeah, whatever" he says before taking the flash drive and Sue's injections before leaving her office.

"I'll see you in the choir room in 10 minutes, I'll text the guys to meet us there" he tells me as we walk down the halls.

"I'll bring my laptop" I say nodding my head.

So that's how 10 minutes later we were laughing our ass off at Sue's video.

"What's so funny?" Finn asks when he got to the choir room.

"That's Olivia Newton-John 'Physical'" Jesse says when he heard the song. "It was a great breakthrough for fluid sexuality"

"Oh my god!" Kurt exclaims when we saw Sue doing some moves.

"This is epic" I say giving Kurt a high five.

"Wait, wait, that's not Olivia Newton-John, that's Sue Sylvester" Finn says finally realizing that it was Sue. "Where did you guys get this?" he says.

"I can tell you that Rachel and I did not steal it from her lock cabinet, this morning when she send us to her office to get her hormonal replacement injections, after Cheerios practice" Kurt says while still laughing.

"Wait, did she just did that move with her hands?" Artie says after Sue did a ridicules move.

"I think she did... Oh my god!" I say almost falling from my chair for laughing so hard.

"I posting this on YouTube" Finn says grabbing my laptop.

"Wait, it's that a good idea?" I ask him sobering up. "If she found out we did this she's going to kill us"

"Rach, relax. She'll never found" Mercedes says. "Besides it's time she gets a taste of all the humiliation she put us through" she says laughing.

"I'm with Finn babe. You guys need to stop being such asses and star being badasses" he says smiling at me.

"What you say?" Finn asks me.

"Do it" I say smiling.

"Ten bucks it's viral by lunch" Finn says betting.

"Ten it's viral before lunch" I say.

"It's on" he says while posting the video.

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