The Real Life of Rachel Berry

S2: Audition

Glee does not belong to me...

Audition

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Nobody's POV

"Up here, come on focus" Jacob Ben Israel said to his wimp friend that has holding a video camera, while he was holding a sign that said: Glee Big Gay Summer. It was the first day of school at McKinley, and JBI was going around interviewing every student of the Glee Club, wanting to know all the gossips and rumor of the summer vacation. "Hey, I'm Jacob Ben Israel with Glee's big gay summer, with all the Glee Club dish you're dying to know" he said before going to Rachel and Kurt who were walking down the halls.

"Rachel, how do you respond to rumors, you're incredibly difficult to work with?" he asks to Rachel as she was talking to Kurt.

"That is totally not true, I very easy to work with, right Kurt?" she asks her new gay best friend.

"Well, as her best friend I can say that, that part of her is way in the past" he says to the camera.

"Kurt!" Rachel exclaims.

"I'm just being honest" he says smiling at her.

"Enough of that, tell us about your gay summer" JBI says to Kurt.

"That phrase is highly offensive, so I refuse to answer that idiotic question" Kurt says to the camera. "So if you excuse me" he says before leaving.

"I agree with Kurt, that was offensive, and now that you're here I would like to address the rumor about me and Jesse breaking up over the summer. We didn't. We're still dating" Rachel says before walking away.

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"Will Schuester, how do you respond to a resent post on my blog saying your Glee Club song selections sound like they're coming from a drag queens iPod?" JBI asks walking into the choir room where Will Schuester is working.

"Well, I try to do something for everybody... 25% show tunes, 25% hip-hop, 25% classic rock..." Will Schuester was responding.

"100% gay" JBI says turning to the camera.

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"Confirm or deny the rumor that because you knocked up Quinn Fabray, you spent all your summer pool cleaning money on a vasectomy?" JBI asks to Noah Puckerman on the boys' locker room.

"It's true, it was the responsible thing to do" Noah Puckerman responded as he applied deodorant on himself.

"Is it also true that you're suffering from a crippling depression, because you're not over Miss Fabray?"

Noah Puckerman glared at him and then puts the camera down.

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"How has life changed since the birth of your bastard child?" JBI asks at Quinn Fabray as she and Santana Lopez and Brittany S. Pierce are standing on their lockers.

"Well, I'm happy to be back and I'm ready to start fresh" Quinn Fabray responds before pulling at the camera that was pointing at Santana Lopez boobs. "And I'm a lot less hormonal, so there's not really any crying"

"How was your summer?" JBI asks to Santana Lopez.

"My eyes are up here, Jewfro" Santana Lopez says as he and the camera guy keep looking at her boobs. "And it was uneventful"