The Real Life of Rachel Berry

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Glee does not belong to me, just this story...

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So here's what you missed on Glee...

Finn got Kurt to tryout for the football team, which was super cool, but it seems that Kurt got a crush on Finn. Rachel's been dating Jesse St. James for four years now, but the Glee Club thought he was just playing her, guess they were wrong. Also Rachel, Kurt and Mercedes joined the Cheerios, which Will was not too happy about. And that's what you missed on GLEE.

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Monday morning, I got to school on my cheerio uniform, and as I walk down the halls everybody was looking at me and parting ways, and honestly, it feels awesome to not have a slushy on my face for the first time on this school.

"Miss Sylvester wants to talk to you" one of the cheerios says as she walks by me on the halls. I think her name is Sara, or was it Ana... hum... guess I better found out was Sue wants. - I think as I head to Sue's office.

When I got to her office I found Kurt and Mercedes already there waiting for Sue.

"She called you too?" I ask them when I was next to them.

"Yep... Who knows what she'll want" Kurt says.

"Good you're all here" Sue says when she got to her office and took a sit on her chair. "Ladies, what we have here is a great A dilemma. Mercedes your vocal chords have been more fantastic than a run on a Kenyan track team, but that look simply would not do. At first I thought that it was a subtle homage of yours truly, but now I feel it some sort of ironic comic" she says to Mercedes.

"Miss Sylvester, I'm just not comfortable on those Cheerios skirts, they don't fit me right" Mercedes says.

"Mercedes, you shouldn't feel embarrassed about your body" Kurt says.

"Embarrassed? No, I'm worry about showing to much skin and causing a sex riot" she responded doing a friendship thing with Kurt and making me giggle.

"How do you two don't have a show on Bravo?" she says making us look at her very confuse. This woman its nuts.

"Here's the skinny: Splitts Magazine, after much campaign from one Sue Sylvester, has named me Cheerleading Coach of the last 2000 years. In seven days reporter Tracy Pendergrass would arrive on campus, and one of my new star singer would have lost ten pounds, and be on a gender of appropriate cheerleading uniform, or she's off the team" Sue says taking us by surprise.

"10 pounds? Are you serious?" Kurt asks still on his shock stupor.

"You can too lose a few kiddo. You have hips like a pear" she says shocking me even more.

"Wait, hold on. You can't ask her to do that. She just a teenager. I mean... it's dangerous to do that in a week" I says stepping in.

"I'm not asking. It's an order" totally ignoring me. "Now if you excuse me I have to put in a call with the Ohio secretary state, notifying them that I no longer be caring photo id. You know why? People should know how I am" she says dismissing us.

"Mercedes, wait" I say going after her. "You can't seriously be thinking of doing what she says" I tell her once she stops walking.

"You heard what she said. If I don't do it I'm off the team" she tells me.