The Real Life of Rachel Berry

S1: Theatricality

Glee does not belong to me...

Theatricality

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"So, what are we watching?" I ask Jesse as we take a sit on the floor on his aunt's basement.

"Let's, see..." he says turning the TV on. "We have Funny Girl, The Rocky Horror Show, Thor, Pitch Perfect, and a bunch of other stories for the weekend" he says.

"Are we really going to spend the entire weekend watching movies?" I ask him, not believing it.

"Well, we are going to watch a few here and there, make out a lot here and there..." he says smirking.

"Really?" I say laughing.

"Yeah..." he says before kissing me.

"Mm..." I moan into the kiss. "We should start by watching Pitch Perfect" I say out of breath.

"You read my mind" he says before putting the movie.

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"So Finn and his mom moved in with you and your dad..." I say to Kurt as we are running laps Monday morning at school.

"Yeah..." he says happy with himself.

"And you guys are sharing a room..." I say.

"Yeah... that's what I said" he says stopping to drink some water.

"And Finn it's cool with that?" I ask really doubting it.

"Well, not at first, but he will get used to it with time" he says before resuming his laps.

"I really doubt it" I say to myself before following him.

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When Jesse and I got to Glee practice before class started, I notice that Tina was wearing some weird clothes.

"It's so weird" Artie says looking at Tina.

"This so isn't you" Finn says while looking at Tina as well.

"Totally agreed" I says sitting behind Tina. "Why are you wearing that?" I ask her.

"Figgins says I'm not allow to dress as a Goth and that's always been my style. I feel like an Asian branch Davidian" Tina say sadly.

"Tina, are they any looks you can try?" Mr. Schue ask her.

"Look I appreciate it guys, but this just isn't me. I know who I'm and I'm not allow to show it, it's like communism" Tina says making me feel bad for her.

"Guys... we have a serious problem" Lila says walking into the room. "You know I've been doing some deep back up on Vocal Adrenaline..."

"Wait what?" Jesse ask confuse.

"Why would you do something like that?" I ask getting really mad.

"Isn't that against the rules?" Artie asks.

"No, not at all... or probably... whatever... anyway, I figure out by rooming trough the dumpsters of Carmel auditorium and I found 18 empty boxes of Christmas lights" Lila says really fast.

"Oh, no..." Tina says catching up with Lila.

"Which let me to Joelle fabrics. I asked them about red Chantelle lace, and they were sold out..." Lila says hysterically.

"Oh, sweet Jesus" Mercedes says.

"Oh my..." Kurt says surprised.

"Did you know about this?" Jesse asks me whispering.