Johnlock Texts

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Johnlock Texts

[Tues 17 Dec, 19:45]

John, I think I've done something that's a bit not good -SH

Oh God. What have you done? -JW

Promise you won't get mad? -SH

[Delayed] I know I'm going to regret this but fine I promise I won't get angry -JW

Good -SH

Sherlock! Get to the point! -JW

Your laptop is broke. I dropped it -SH

Oh my God. You had me worried you'd killed someone -JW

So you're not mad? -SH

No, because I know you'll get me a new one -JW

Ordered it online already. Should be here is two days -SH

Thanks -JW

You sure you're not angry? -SH

Yes -JW

Are you just not angry because I made you promise to not be? -SH

I'm not angry Sherlock! -JW

Okay -SH

How'd you drop it? You're not exactly clumsy -JW

[Delayed] I jumped, it slipped out my hands and I didn't have enough time to catch it. It hit the coffee table at the wrong angle and shattered -SH

You know, when people over explain it usually means they're lying or hiding something -JW

What are you implying John? -SH

I'm not implying anything. Just stating a fact -JW

No, you were definitely implying something -SH

I wasn't -JW

Do you think I'm lying to you? -SH

No, I think you're hiding something -JW

Like what? -SH

Why'd you jump? -JW

I saw a picture -SH

Of? -JW

[Five minutes later] Hello? -JW

Sherlock I know you're there! -JW

What was the picture of? -JW

Sherlock I'm dying -JW

A giant rat is eating me -JW

Justin Bieber is trying to seduce me! Help! -JW

UFOs are landing! -JW

Zombies are attacking -JW

I'll call Mycroft. I will -JW

Okay, calling Mycroft -JW

SHERLOCK! Just answer me -JW

I think you are the smartest man alive -JW

Nothing? -JW

Thought you'd leap at the chance to gloat in all honestly -JW

[Unsent message] I'm honestly worried, please answer me -JW

Are you dead? -JW

If you'ree not then I might have to kill you for being the most annoying flatmate in the existence of flat mates. -JW