Johnlock Texts

Johnlock Texts Part 2

Johnlock Texts Part 2

[Wed 15 Jan 2013, 20:21]

Sherlock! There's a camera in the shower! -JW

I know -SH

What? Why is it there? -JW

I put it there -SH

Why? -JW

To film you -SH

Pervert. How long has it been there? -JW

Since the day I got it off Mycroft -SH

That was before Christmas! -JW

I know -SH

Were you ever going to tell me? -JW

Probably not -SH

Figures. You said the camera was for an experiment, you lie to me a lot-JW

It wasn't a lie. I was experimenting with camera angles, zooming and lighting effects -SH

So it had nothing to do with the fact I was naked on film? -JW

Well of course it had to do with you being naked -SH

Do you really need to film it? You see it often enough -JW

Not in the shower -SH

Maybe we should change that then -JW

I'll be home in five minutes -SH

Where are you anyway? -JW

Bards -SH

Playing Guess The Death? -JW

Yes actually. Molly is only a second behind me now -SH

Sounds as if she might over take you soon -JW

Don't even joke. I can't lose this game -SH

Its a game, no need to be so serious -JW

Death is a very serious thing Doctor -SH

And you stand there giggling at how quickly you deduce it all -JW

You haven't heard me giggle. Only Molly and Mycroft have -SH

You still giggle about it. I may not be there but it doesn't change the fact that you, the great and sexy consulting detective giggle like a schoolgirl with a crush -JW

Manly giggle -SH

Sure -JW

I'm the manly one in our relationship and you know it. I take the role of the man in cuddling, socialising and sex -SH

Only half the time -JW

Most of the time -SH

Half -JW

Most -SH

Some -JW

Shut up or no kisses for a week  -SH

You wouldn't be able to last a week -JW

I would and could -SH

I know you couldn't -JW

Oh, you know do you? -SH

Yes -JW

I'll just have to prove you wrong then -SH

What?! -JW

Sherlock? -JW

Holy shit, what have I done? -JW