Johnlock Texts

Johnlock Texts Part 10

Okay, I seriously suggest you go look up the song 'Yo ho, Sebastian' by Cosmos Jarvis. I love it and it applies to the conversation [Fri 10 Oct, 11:41] so much. Listen to it while Sherlock quotes it if you like-- I did! Yay, pirates! -WPP

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[Sun 05 Oct, 22:18]

There's a puzzle waiting for you. -JM x

Oh, joy. I preferred you before you got dumped. -SH

I'm going to make you squirm, Sherlock Holmes. -JM x

Please do use my full name. It makes you so much more threatening. -SH

You're such a sassy bitch now. -JM x

How's John? -JM x

I'll do the stupid puzzle. -SH

I'm hurt. It's not stupid. -JM x

I'll give you that one. -SH

What else will you give me, gorgeous? -JM x

Piss off. -SH

Tutt, tutt. John is a bad influence on you. -JM x

You handle break ups badly, don't you? -SH

Fuck off. -JM x

Tutt, tutt. Seb WAS a bad influence on you. -SH

Keep an eye on your precious doctor.. -JM x

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[Mon 06 Oct, 03:47]

Boys, can you may turn music on next time? I fear for the neighbours mental health. You're.. loud. Okay, have fun. -H

What am I on about? You're already having fun. -H

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[Mon 06 Oct, 10:03]

Guess what Charlie and I are going as for Halloween? -T

Slutty cats? -SH

I'm insulted. -T

Oh, we're having a party btw. You will be there. -T

*by the way. -SH

Sherlock, you will be there. -T

I know. -SH

I already have my costume. -SH

Ooh, what is it? -T

Not telling. -SH

All I'm saying is: Couple costume. -SH

Oh my God. You got John to agree to dress up? -T

Not yet but with the party I'm sure he will. He's a sucker for social events -SH

And the conversation returns to how John sucks. -T

;) -SH

My, my. A winky face from Sherlock Holmes, I feel honoured. -T

You should. If it weren't for my boyfriend, you wouldn't have a girlfriend. -SH

Sherlock, I was friends with Charlie before you and John. -JW

Yes but if it weren't for John, Charlie would had not moved to London and you wouldn't have met. -SH

Smart arse. -T

I've been told. -SH

What are you and Charlie going as anyway? -SH

The 118 men. -T

I am now imaging those two men snogging in the middle of a group of vampires, witches and warlocks. Scary. -SH