Johnlock Texts

Johnlock Texts Part 9

[Sat 06 Sep , 08:21]

SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK! -C&T

CHARLIE AND TAMMY, CHARLIE AND TAMMY, CHARLIE AND TAMMY! -SH

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[Sat 06 Sep , 08:23]

SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK, SHERLOCK! -M

MOLLY, MOLLY, MOLLY! -SH

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[Sat 06 Sep , 08:30]

JOHN, JOHN, JOHN! -M

What? -JW

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[Sat 06 Sep , 08:32]

Your boyfriend sucks -M

Indeed he does. -SH

Ew. -M

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[Sat 06 Sep , 08:35]

JOHN, JOHN, JOHN! -C&T

Yes? -JW

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[Sat 06 Sep , 08:38]

Your boyfriends sucks BIG TIME -C&T

I've been told. -SH

Molly? -T

Molly. -SH

Where'd Charlie go? -SH

She went to pee -T

Lovely. -SH

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[Sat 06 Sep , 08:40]

JOHN, JOHN, JOHN! -SH

Is this a thing now? -JW

Like the 'let's talk about sex, baby' thing? -JW

Ugh. The girls are right. You suck! -SH

I'm torn between making that an innuendo and mentioning the whole 'the girls' part. -JW

Mention 'the girls' and come show me how you suck -SH

I'm sure you have a fetish for Morning Sex -JW

It's just my stupidly sexy boyfriend -SH

On my way ;) -JW

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[Sat 06 Sep , 10:02]

[Group Chat. Creator: Sherlock. Contacts: Molly, Charlotte, Tammy]

John definitely sucks -SH

Ew! -M

Charlie takes ages to pee -T

She's still peeing? -SH

Obviously not. Just thought I'd tell you all. -T

The whole John sucking thing just doesn't affect me. Not after everything you've told us while drunk. -T

Never again. -SH

Sure, Sherlock, sure. -T

We should take John! -M

... -M

On second thoughts, I don't want to hear you two fucking all night. -M

Language, Molly! -SH

Tutt, tutt. -T

Sorry. -M

I think our weekends are too 'girly' for John. Let's face it, if either of them are the 'girl' in the relationship, it's Sherlock. -T