Johnlock Texts

Johnlock Texts Part 5

Johnlock Texts Part 5

[Tues 29 Apr, 09:21]

I woke up with Gracie in my bed -JW

Lilly was in mine -SH

They know -JW

I'm sure the whole street knows with the way we were shouting -SH

I'm sorry -JW

No, I am. -SH

Don't. All you did was stand and defend yourself while I shouted some rather colourful thoughts -JW

I'm not going to try and argue to that because that's true. I still over reacted and shouldn't have brought up the whole nearly dying thing -SH

No, there were things left unsaid before. -JW

Not unsaid. You're just too stubborn  to accept the facts -SH

Maybe -JW

Definitely -SH

Alright, alright. I get the point I overreact a lot -JW

Understatement of the century -SH

Shut up, you big drama queen -JW

How dare you! I am not a drama queen! -SH

"Oh John, stop acting like I just kicked your new born puppy, threw it in a bag and drown the yappy thing" -JW

You are too! "Sherlock, for God's sake, Lilly does a better job of acting like a grown up and she's not even a month old. You're so childish" -SH

Oh God, we sound like idiots -JW

I'm a genius, not an idiot. Can't say the same for you though, love -SH

You're not the only one who can take sex away.. -JW

That's an empty threat and we both know it -SH

Yeah, yeah. Shut up -JW

Where are you anyway? -JW

Guess the Death. -SH

You realise Charlotte never came round yesterday? -SH

I forgot about her coming round.. I hope she didn't turn up and hear us shouting -JW

Mm. Right, got to go. My turn -SH

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[Tues 29 Apr, 21:33]

Are you still at Bards?! -JW

Yes -SH

Should I be worried? -JW

Oh, yes. Molly and I are secretly having an affair and telling our partners we're playing with dead bodies. -SH

Lot of bodies today, then? -JW

Mm. And Molly wanted to vent for while. -SH

So you both guessed and planned the deaths -JW

I may have pointed out an easy way for her to bump off Matthew, should she waned to. -SH

... -JW

Mental exercise -SH

You.. plan people's death's as a mental exercise? -JW

Often. Even my mind palace gets boring sometimes, so I entertain myself -SH

How would you kill me then? -JW

Poison -SH

You eat a lot. Put some in your food, simple -SH

For a moment, I thought you were going to say 'oh John, I'd never kill you because I love you so much' -JW