Johnlock Texts

Johnlock Texts Part 3

Johnlock Texts Part 3

[Mon 17 Feb, 13:21]

Sherlock, I need a better suit -JW

I need a new suit too, Lestrade is insisting I buy one especially for the wedding -SH

I still can't believe we didn't notice they were together -JW

I'm not surprised you didn't. Even if we weren't too busy distracting one another then you would still not notice -SH

I'm distracting enough you didn't deduce your brothers relationship status? -JW

Yes -SH

That's nice to know -JW

We'll go suit shopping tomorrow -SH

Promise me you won't try anything, like you did when we went clothes shopping last month -JW

I didn't do anything.. -SH

Apart from try to seduce me in the changing room -JW

I didn't try. I was successful -SH

Shut up and promise me you won't do that again -JW

Or you could just let me have you in the changing room -SH

No -JW

You're no fun -SH

I am but we're not doing that in public -JW

Fine. We have a whole week for that anyway -SH

Jesus. How on Earth did you survive before we were together with your sex drive? -JW

I have a very active imagination -SH

Wow -JW

Stop it -SH

What? -JW

Stop imagining me doing that to myself -SH

Bringing it up just makes me imagine it more -JW

I know -SH

Lestrade wants me to wear a tie -SH

I'm not wearing a tie -SH

A higher quality suit is one thing, a tie is a whole other -SH

John, tell your friend I am not wearing a tie to his wedding -SH

I don't wear ties -SH

Doesn't he understand that? -SH

You don't need to wear a tie -JW

Good -SH

I'm picking your suit and shirt -SH

What? No, you'll pick one that's way too tight -JW

Tight suits you -SH

No, fluffy jumpers suit me. You're the one with all the tight clothing -JW

You can't wear a jumper to the wedding -SH

I know that! You're not picking my suit-JW

I am -SH

No -JW

Please? -SH

No -JW

You're no fun at all. I can't have you in the dressing rooms or pick your suit -SH

You're not picking my suit! I know you're pick one that's really tight and you'll spend the whole evening teasing me, whispering and touching -JW

[Delayed] I'm going to buy a smaller purple shirt then -SH