Caps Lock, Swearing and Sass

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Friday, November 23, 12:30 am

[Ellie is online]


[Dave is online]

Dave: Elli, guess what? I've got this kickass friend that I want you to meet!

Elli: YEAH! :D

Dave: Yeah, his name is Simon.

Elli: Oh, WOW, alliteration! :D :D :D

Dave: Yeah, whatever that means...

Elli: *slaps Dave across the head* Dumbass, it's when two words that begin with vowels follow directly after each other.

Dave: As I said before, whatever that means. Onto my friend...

Elli: Sure! HIT ME DAVE!

Dave: *Hits Ellie on her arm*

Elli: HEY! I DIDN'T MEAN YOU LITERALLY HIT ME!!!

Dave: I wanted to see your face XD XD

Elli: This is not a face to face conversation... You CANNOT SEE MY FACE!!!!!

Dave: That's a good thing, then my eyeballs won't need to be burned.

Ellie: You're mean.

Dave: Yup :p

Ellie:...

Dave: Hehe

Ellie:...

Dave: Seriously Ellie?

Ellie: ....

Dave: Ellie?

[ Ellie has logged off ]

Dave: I really hate you sometimes.

[ Dave has logged off ]

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haha :p so this idea came to me while talking to my friend, ANGEL!!!! I'll probably explain stuff later on, but for now I wanted to say.

MERCI FOR READING!!!

Short chapters, but then I update more frequetnly and yh.

Mack

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