Wednesday, November 28, 09:35 AM
[Ellie is online]
[Ellie created group 'MA BISH']
[Ellie added contact 'CRISSSSSSSSS' to group 'MA BISH']
Ellie: CRIS
CRISSSSSSSSSS: YO BISH
CRISSSSSSSSSS: OH NA NA, WHAT'S MA NAME?!
Ellie: BANANA!
CRISSSSSSSSSS: And you are Apple head.
Ellie: Applesauce :p
CRISSSSSSSSSS: ?
Ellie: Instead of awesomesauce...its applesauce.
CRISSSSSSSSSS: no girl, just no,
Ellie: -.-
CRISSSSSSSSSS: Don't go all -.- on me!
Ellie: :E
Ellie: Better?
CRISSSSSSSSSS: A comb on a face?
Ellie: YUP
CRISSSSSSSSSS: :3.
CRISSSSSSSSSS: ^^ that looks like boobs on a face XD
Ellie: :3 TITS!
CRISSSSSSSSSS: :3. XD. Ya tits.
Ellie: OI! GET YOUR OWN WORD FOR TITS!
CRISSSSSSSSSS: Um, breasts?
Ellie: How unorigional, bish.
CRISSSSSSSSSS: Jiggley things?
Ellie: Hm... nah.
CRISSSSSSSSS: Big jiggly things on your chest?
Ellie: Too long!
CRISSSSSSSSS: *wiggles eyebrows* XD
Ellie: You're just as worse as Simon and Dave.
Ellie: My brother is hugging my leg -.- Can I kick him?
CRISSSSSSSSS: That would be mean.
Ellie: Why are you turning nice now?
CRISSSSSSSSS: I am not!
Ellie: Yes, yes you are.
CRISSSSSSSSS: why are you going all Isabella on me?
Ellie: Cause that chick rocks, okay?!
CRISSSSSSSSS: Of course she does.
Ellie: I sense sarcasm, and it is not appreciated.
CRISSSSSSSSS: OH NA NA WHAT'S MA NAME!
Ellie: No.
CRISSSSSSSSSS: WHAT'S MA NAME!
Ellie: ... I'm not sayin' shit.
CRISSSSSSSSS: OH NA NA YOU'RE A BISH!
Ellie: OH NA NA FUCK YOUR SHIT!
CRISSSSSSSSS: OH NA NA FLIP THE SWITCH!
Ellie: OH NA NA WHAT THE FLIP?!
CRISSSSSSSSS: OH NA NA HUMP THAT BITCH
Ellie: OH NA NA HOLY SHIT
CRISSSSSSSSS: OH NA NA YOU DA BITCH!
Ellie: OH NA NA, YOU'RE A FISH!
CRISSSSSSSSSS: I HATE FISH!
Ellie: So do I! That's why you're a fish :D
CRISSSSSSSSSS: you're a fish.
Ellie: You need a better comback bishie. (FISH AND BISH!!!)
CRISSSSSSSSS: Screw you.
[CRISSSSSSSS has logged out]
Ellie: -.-
[Ellie has logged out]
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I feel terrible right now Dx
This.Is.The.Last.Chapter.
Dx see why I feel terrible?! BUT THERE IS GOOD NEWS!!! I'll post it in the next chapter. :D
Please do read the next chapter, its really improtant! I AM SO FUCKING SORRY THOUGH!!
Mack
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