Sunday, November 25, 08:55 AM
[Daaaaaaaave is online]
[Sexy Beast is online]
[Ellie is online]
Ellie: DAVE YOU ASSHOLE! WHY THE HELL DO YOU WAKE ME UP AT THIS UNHOLY HOUR?!
Daaaaaaaave: Its almost 9 AM, Ellie.
Ellie: exactly, you woke me up three hours earlier than my wake up time :( and I was having a good dream!
Sexy Beast: Oh where you? *wiggles eyebrows* I think I can understand why you didn't want to wake up.
Ellie: Wtf? That makes no sense to me...
Daaaaaaaave: Simon XD Ellie, are you serious? O.O Its a bit obvious.
Ellie: Still don't see it.
Sexy Beast: Okay, how about reading it from an angle?
Ellie: Reading something from an angle will not change what it means, Simon!
Sexy Beast: I just noticed something.
Daaaaaaaave: Would that be that Ellie is a nut job?
Sexy Beast: Well duh, and the fact that she didn't use caps today :D
Daaaaaaaave: Are you blind? The first sentece in this chat is her screaming.
Ellie: HEY!
Sexy Beast: Hay is for horses.
Ellie: That would have been funny if you are saying it in a face to face convo, you twat.
Sexy Beast: What is a twat?
Ellie: Search it up, your picture is right next to it.
Daaaaaaaave: Ellie, never knew you were the witty type.
Ellie: What can I say? Its in my jeans.
Sexy Beast: Don't you mean 'Its in your genes'?
Ellie: No, I seriously mean its in my jeans, I have a little paper and it has a bunch of random comebacks.
Daaaaaaaave: XD and here I thought you grew a brain.
Ellie: -.- says the blonde.
Sexy Beast: oh burn! One point Ellie!
Daaaaaaaave: Ellie, you're a blonde as well! Idiot.
Ellie: DON'T GO AROUND INSULTING BLONDES YOU HYPOCRITE!
Daaaaaaaave: You started it!
Ellie: No I didn't!
Daaaaaaaave: Yes you did!
Ellie: NO I DIDN'T!
Daaaaaaaave: YES YOU DID, STOP DENYING THE TRUTH ELLIE!
Ellie: What truth? That you're a mindless zombie with no soul, that like to wake people up in the early morning! ITS LIKE 5 AM TO ME!
Sexy Beast: XD
Ellie: -.- What are you still doing here?
Sexy Beast: Snappy aren't we?
Ellie: Did you just NOT read what I wrote above?
Sexy Beast: Which part? the one where you were having a wet dream?
Ellie: When the hell did- NO!!!!!!!
Sexy Beast: *wiggles eyebrows*
Ellie: And stop with the '*wiggles eyesbrows*' its annoying. -.-
YOU ARE READING
Caps Lock, Swearing and Sass
Short Story(rated r for strong language and pervyness) Simon: Could you possibly tone it down a bit? Ellie: Hmm... NEVER! This is a book of Ellie and Simon's bickering, comments, and confusing words... Join them on their little word-filled adventure as they fi...
