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Spiders

One night I wanted to take a shower~~~ my girlfriend was over (making this story even better)

I get my clothes and everything and go into the bathroom, all is cool okay. I get in the shower. I see it. A spider.

See, Im not necessarily afraid of spiders or anything I just highly dislike them.

I get slightly freaked out, I mean I was NAKED and near a spider. I killed it and continued with my 'routine'. For some reason I decided to look up. There was another spider. This one was on the ceiling where I couldn't reach. (I'm short man okay) And this spider was different from the other one. The other species or whatever the fuck it is I have seen many times before. Just a regular little spider. Well the one on the ceiling had weird legs. I don't even know okay, like they were nubby mor something~~I'm not making any sense but I know what I mean.

So this fucking weird legged spider was on the ceiling. Then it started crawling. I somewhat shrieked; like a small whimper-y¿ shriek. It started coming down the wall so I smacked that bitch. I smacked it extremely loudly and it made like a huge crashy sound. I continue whimpering. One of the weird spiders legs was on my naked leg and I was screeching and sobbing.

A second later my mom storms in, ripping the shower curtain open, exposing my body to the world (well not really, only my mom saw) but anyways I explained to her that there were spiders. She left (after laughing at me) and I continued showering. No more spiders.

I left the bathroom and went back to my room where my girlfriend sat in the corner, blasting music through her headphones on my bean bag chair. (lol shes hot btw)

I asked her what happened. So she heard me shriek through her headphones. My mom came up and asked my girl to hold her phone¿ then she checked on me. (when I came out of the bathroom I was lightcore sobbing)

There are many other incidents I've had with spiders but that was probably the funniest one.