RANTS BY BAY

Types of white people in my area

This isnt a rant its just a fun little chapter

Cousin Fuckers- these people are super religious and if you look at them for longer than 3 seconds you are staring and they get super triggered. they cannot marry outside of their church, causing them to inbreed. all of them have atleast 4 kids. they talk as if they have a mouth full of shit and mostly all of them are painfully stupid. they have a weird thing where they dont talk to anybody else unless they are being a little asshole to them.

Rednecks- people like my dad who wear flannels and are just gross. not showering for weeks on end even though they have all the right equipment or even not brushing their hair or cutting it. letting their beads grow down to their knees and drinking beer every weekend. the woods is their home and they usually have no respect for anything and dont care about being clean.

Farmers- believe it or not, they are usually pretty stuck up, kinda like the cousin fuckers they only talk to other farm people most of the time. they are usually alright people if they are not the stuck up type.

Meth Addicts- they live in the city and you can spot one from a mile away. usually 40+ looking with a really sunken in face and skimpy clothes. their hair is usually done but still fucked and if you get to close to them you may or may not catch aids. they look so disgusting.

Rich people: live in a nice house and everyone needs to know about it, lightcore better than everybody else, usually 45+ and has kids.