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DIED - on Thursday, October 13th, after a sudden fire in the south forty, Enoch March Jr., son of Enoch March Sr., grandson of Enoch March Sr. Sr., great-grandson of Enoch March Sr. Sr. Sr., great-great-grandson of Enoch March Sr. Sr. Sr. Sr., great-great-great-grandson of Fred Chaff, aged 20 years and 4 days.
Enoch was a familiar, fixed face at Ravenwood Farms, having been made and raised on the property proper. His dry wit and amiable disposition will be missed, having gone too soon. The autumn drought has caused many fires in the rural area, and the unfortunate conflagration of Enoch will undoubtedly not be the last. Employers of straw men are instructed to keep an emergency fire extinguisher on the premises at all times.
Mr. March will be laid to rest this afternoon at 3 o'clock at Monster Mortuary. Our deepest sympathy to all friends and family.
⚰ A/N: O-bit dry. This was 10/14/16 on Instagram (username: untroubledheart). If you liked the above, please don't forget to vote!
