16. Dibbley, Desmond

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THIS SATURDAY, Lord Desmond Dibbley was difcovered dead in his estate garden at around half-past 12

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THIS SATURDAY, Lord Desmond Dibbley was difcovered dead in his estate garden at around half-past 12. He remains the unhappy fole survivor of the Dibbley family after the death of his dear coufin, Lady Desiree Dibbley, laft week. Toxicology reported large dofes of silver tincture in his blood stream. Bruifes on Lord Dibbley's arms and legs suggest a struggle took place prior to his death.

     Who is it that harbors such erroneous malice for the grand family Dibbley? That, we may never know. But the High Hollow bells toll a fecond folemn peal this evening, at the loss of a philanthropist and selenographer against whom there is no measure.

     Monfter Mortuary of 1313 Mockingbird Lane, will conduct the funeral proceedings with due Sorrow and Solemnity, this Monday at 7 o'clock.  


⚰ A/N: O-bit late on the updates again because NO ONE SCANNED THE PICS. And by no one, I mean Kacey.  Got some more zany f's as s's. This was 10/16/16 on Instagram (username: untroubledheart). If you liked the above, please don't forget to vote!

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