Don't let the every day ghoul stiff you out of a proper afterlife.
Where do monsters go when they die? Monster Mortuary is a fully illustrated look into the final goodbye of all the creepy-crawly nightmares we're afraid to let out of our closets...
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ANNOUNCEMENT TODAY of the death of Monty, son of Frank Stein, age 23, 34, 46, Monster Mortuary's very own grave-digger, who was found at 2 o'clock this morning dead in his plot.
The deceased was born in Welford County and served in two World Wars where he learned to dig trenches and the skill of patching himself together. A long-sufferer of multiple personality disorder, he was an out-patient of Sweet Grove Mental Hospital and an employee of the mortuary for over 30 years. Although the deceased had been afflicted with chronic gangrene, still death came suddenly and unexpectedly.
The funeral will be delayed until a new gravedigger* can be found. Family members of all parts of him can visit his body at Monster Mortuary this evening between the hours of 5 and 8 o'clock.
*Anyone interested in working evenings, strength required, please send your card to 1313 Mockingbird Lane.
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