Don't let the every day ghoul stiff you out of a proper afterlife.
Where do monsters go when they die? Monster Mortuary is a fully illustrated look into the final goodbye of all the creepy-crawly nightmares we're afraid to let out of our closets...
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F.W. MURANU WAS found dead in his bed this Monday morning. He lived about three miles north of Slaughter and was 600 years old. Failure to draw his window curtains before dawn has been cited as his cause of death. Mr. Murnau was well known for his religious piety, and most recently for a war he had been waging against the indecency of tattoo parlors. "Not for a tattoo would I live, even if it were the last means of survival on earth." The court ruled against Mr. Murnau, citing "fear of needles" was not a religious issue but a personal phobia.
Mr. Muranu will be buried at dusk, leaving from Monster Mortuary, 1313 Mockingbird Lane, at 5 o'clock Tuesday, October 18.
