Hello?
Is there anybody there?
Was my last email not worthy of a reply?
Or do you just not care?
Hellooo?
Where did you go Andrea?
I thought I'd found you in cyber-space, but now you're gone...
Can't you get to your computer?
Hellooooo?
I'll feel awfully silly,
If I write this rhyme for you and send it to the wrong address,
And it's read by someone named Billy.
Hellooooooo?
If you don't check your email,
Then that's okay; I'll just contact you another way.
I'll even try Braille.
Hellooooooooo?
I don't believe you'd ignore me,
So I'll just assume that you're too busy or forgetful,
To check for mail from me.
Hellooooooooooo?
As you can see,
I have nothing better to do than send you emails,
Containing really bad poetry.
Yes, I did actually write this as an email to a friend. My friend's name is not Andrea, I changed that part of the poem for privacy reasons. Yes, I am weird.