The Oculus

Pob Style!

'Rise and shine sleeping beauty....Rise And Shine!' my dad whisper shouted in my ear.

'UGH. One more minute, i'm still tired and fast asleep dad' I moaned. He probably wouldn't buy it since he knew me too well. Although it most likely wouldn't take a genius to realise I wasn't tired but, in fact dreading today. There was no way I was getting out of bed at......7.00 o' clock my alarm clock read.

I mentally groaned over and over in my head, shooting daggers at my dad through sleep filled eyes.

'Fine...okay but don't blame me...' he said walking out of the room mumbling to himself.

Well that was easy. I sighed in contentment, shutting my eyes again while smuggling back into my duvet.

I guess I should of known that it wouldn't be that easy with a dad like mine who had the tendency to act like a six year old boy. Still his method does work.

I shot out of bed like a light as soon as the ice cold water hit me running through my hair on a mission to make contact with my warm skin.

I stared at my dad as he collapsed to the ground in a heap of laughter while I stood now drenched in cold water. I was so not a happy camper right now.

'Why so serious?' he mocked in his shockingly accurate joker voice.

I threw my eyes up to heaven and that's when I caught sight of the breakfast tray with a muffin and glass of orange juice on my bedside table.Smirking I set to work. If there's anything that I do better than well..anything its revenge! (Cue evil laugh).

Too make my little scheme even more fitting the glass was even equipped with its own melting ice floating on top.

I watched him smugly as he still lay convulsing on my wooden floor.

'No fair daddy. You're a mean person' I sobbed shaking uncontrollably.

'Oh! Sorry darling but life isn't fair' he laughed getting up.

I feigned wiping tears from my eyes and that's when his face fell.

'Come here sweetie, daddy didn't mean to upset you' he sighed embracing me in a tight yet comfortable hug.

Bingo! With one hand I grasped my dad sniffling and with the other I maneuvered it and grasped the glass. I gradually lifted my hand towards his back as I skillfully pulled the neck of his top from his back and then in one swift movement emptied the contents down his top.

I stepped out of his grasp jumping onto my red bed as his body went rigid.

He narrowed his eyes into slits at me. Crap! 'You young lady will rue the day you were ever born, you will Rue it!'

Wow talk about Neville Paperman much.

I bolted out of my room within seconds of him making his first advancement towards me.

Shooting down stairs I ran  into my kitchen my dad hot on my trail.

'Matthew what took you sooo...what the hell did you do now missy?' my mum asked accusing me.

'Nothing much I sniggered as the man of the moment came skidding into the room on all fours.  He got up and in determined steps came towards me.

Options options I screamed mentally. I dived behind the breakfast bar onto the ground finding my opened bag on it.

Two shiny red balls stared at me. Perfect! Just the thing I need. You see. Last week for science week me and my science partner tried to make stink bombs for a science fair only to find we put the wrong chemicals in them. The resulting effect was you ended up pink and slow although the colour did vary with how much of different chemicals you put in. To say the least we made as much as we could and took down the recipe for future use.

I took them in my hand and shot up at my father now on the other side of the counter now.

I smirked. He frowned. I bit down on the lid of the pob as we called them (Purely Original Bomb) and threw it as it started to fizz. It made a satisfied pop then exploded in his shocked face.

'And that's how you do it,  pob style!' I shouted taking a bow.

'Yoooou've won foooorrrr nooowww' said a pink and purple Matthew retardedly.

I ran up to him and kissed him on his pob free cheek.

'I just have to get a shower and i'll be ready in a minute. Oh! dad it'll only last 30 minutes I laughed.

Meanwhile my mum just stood staring...'Well this was new'.

I giggled making my way upstairs to take my shower.

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Finally finished exams so ill have more time to update since I have no school untill the 6th of January.

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Shannon xxxx