Too much! (Part 1)
The following situation in which Bangtan family has been struggling has started 3 days ago, the situation is sadly still ongoing, BUT, Bangtan family is not the type to easily give up. The end of this 'situation' is apparently still way too far...
Jin is hiding in the kitchen, he's wearing a large bowl on his head for protection, he got a wooden spatula in one hand and the phone in the other he would text his kids from time to time to check if they're still safe, and he's in charge of sending food to the kids...
Jimin and Taehyung are hiding in the loft, Jimin's weapon is his red box gloves , and he's ready to give a great punch at any time. As for Taehyung, he's using his 'magic wand', AND, believe or not, his wand is real.....like real for real....and he's ready too to throw a deadly spell on the first person or thing that would move...
Now for Jungkook and Hoseok, they're both hiding in their room. Jungkook is using his plastic samurai saber in one hand and his light saber toy in the other, both as his weapons, while Hoseok is sitting on the floor, hugging tightly Jungkook's leg, he's shaking from head to toe... oh! Right! And his weapon is his Baseball bat.... The bat is actually not in his hand but just laying on the floor..... Hoseok is busy being scared and hugging his brother's leg...........
Oh! I almost forgot! Yoongi's hideout is the bathroom, it's filled with all the necessary items like : Medicines, Food, enough toilet paper, a mattress, blankets, snacks, and a lot of Jungkook's black underwear, and let's forget his ultimate favorite items: 3 Dollah chain, Sunglasses, Swagy clothes, his gun and his lovely girlfriend (his grey pillow).
Jungkook: *carefully whispers to his hyung* hyung, hyung... please, I can't feel my leg anymore.... You're blocking the circulation of my blood...
Hoseok: ........
Jungkook: hyung please!
Hoseok: *puppy eyes with tears starting to form in the corner of the eyes*
Jungkook: ......................................................................... you win!
Jin: *texts Jungkook* Kids you're hungry?
Jungkook: *replies* yeah mom TT TT
Jin: Send me your remote controlled fire truck so I can place food on it
Jungkook: right away! ~
-Time skips-
Taehyung: *texts Yoongi* GRANDPA!
Yoongi: .......ever heard about 'lower case'?? I just wonder that's all...
Taehyung: .....
Yoongi: never mind... what is it?
Taehyung: POO-POO ON THE WAY!~
Yoongi: ..........and~ why are you telling me this? ~ huh? ~ Boy tell that to your mom! JIN'S THE ONE IN CHARGE OF CHANGING YOUR DIAPPERS NOT ME!
Taehyung: ................ Oh~ kay!~ it seems like you've forgotten so let me remind you! ~ I'm not a baby anymore!~
Yoongi: so??
Taehyung: so~ I USED to wear diapers but NOT anymore~
Yoongi: And??
Taehyung: ......nope never mind......I pooped in my pants just now....
Yoongi: Oh man! That must feel so uncomfortable!
Taehyung: .........it is....... -_- '
Yoongi: Man! I feel really sad for you
Taehyung: ..................................... Whatever........ P.S: I know you don't feel sad for me, You're sooo fake, you would have let me in if you were feeling sad for my uncomfortable butt...... Oh! ~ And imma tell ma mom about you! ~
Yoongi: do it and you're dead!~~ I've got a gun boy! ~ P.S : R.I.P in advance, never know ;) <3
Taehyung: .......... Can you at least send me some toilet paper, some clean clothes? .........Please?
Yoongi: let me think about it...
Taehyung: .......
Yoongi: nothing is for free~
Taehyung: oh c'mon!~ we're not strangers! ~ huh?~
Yoongi: if you got nothing left to tell me then imma turn off ma phone to save some energy! ~ bye!~
Taehyung: wait! I actually got one more thing to tell you about!
Yoongi: make it fast!
Taehyung: R.I.P in advance you turtle!~ bye!~ *Taehyung turns off his phone*
-Time skips-
Jin is now half asleep, of course... it's been another long day filled with stress and fear.... Namjoon is still hiding from them all....no one knows where is his hideout.... Actually, about the reason why they're all hiding from him and him from them is pretty simple but dangerous.... Deadly.... No one is safe anymore with Namjoon's destruction thing, it seriously got out of control, it got no more limits....
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hellooooo readers <3 i m completely not sure if this is good enough ..... TT TT im really not sure if it's really funny enough or cheesy and just bad..... tell me in the comments sections what do you think okay?~ oh
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