Hellooo everyone this is a sequel to the funny book I wrote before; 'If BTS was a family'. For the characters of the story, well they're still the same: Yoongi oppa as the grandpa (Jin's dad), Jin oppa as the eomma, Rapmon oppa as the appa, and the...
Soooo yesterday i was trying to publish another new bonus chapter, but dang it wasn't my lucky day!!!! it didn't want to save the page, aaaand i felt like i was getting some FREAKING anger management issues....So meanwhile i'm trying to fix and edit a bit the bonus chapter, here are some puns...
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PFffftt.... okay, here we go! ~ Some funny puns to make my fam laugh! ~
One:
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? .....
"OMG!!!! BREATHE!!! BREAATHEEEE!!!!"
Two:
Two gold fish are in a tank. One said to another, "do you know how to drive this thing?!"
Three:
Two soldiers are in a tank, and one said to another, "BLUBLUBLUBLUBLUB."
Four:
Jin: WAIT!
Me: Uhm... i was just about to tell the fourth joke... fine, what?!
Jin: when it comes to puns, it's MY field! ~
Me: O...kay.. go ahead...
Jin: what did a detergent say to another while arguing?
Me: Oh God... You just stole my pun!!! YOU LIL' THIEF!!!! I MADE THAT ONE!!!
Jin: don't be a BLEACH!!!
Me: I hate you.
Jin: mutual feelings! ~
Me: Oh you lil'... I'M OUT!
Jin: Great! now mama Jin's turn to entertain you kids! ~ So how do sassy ratchet ghosts call one another? ~
Me: "BOoBOo!~" i made that one as well! GET OUT OF HERE YOU LIL' THIEF! THAT'S IT!!!
Jin: did i say i was done yet?
Me: w-well...
Jin: whale whale whale look-
Me: and that's all for now kids! i'm done editing my chapter! and it's ready to be published! ~
Jungkook: WAIT!
Me: URGH... what now?!
Namjoon: Man i loved that movie! ~ dang Kevin Hart was so funny!
Me: uh yeah the movie was... nice... i'm a big fan of Kevin Hart... BUT ANYWAY what do you want Jungkook???
Jungkook: i just T^T wanted to promote your other books... and mention the new book that you promised to publish long time ago but haven't yet because you're not organized, and if you were it would have already hit over 1k view by now.... that's all...
Me: I... hate myself... Kookie i'm sorry! you know you're my fav ultimate cute fluffy baby maknae in all kpop history! ~
Jungkook: right, that's why you were looking for some Cha Eun Woo's cute videos on youtube...
Me: Uhm... Eun Woo is not the maknae of ASTRO... just sayin'...
Jungkook: DOES IT MATTER RN?! oh what a great excuse!!!
Me: Oh kay... this wasn't EVEN the topic of this update...... Kookie calm your tits down, no matter WHAT you're still my fav, happy now?
Jungkook: prove it!
Me: ?!?! How....
Jungkook: really....
Me: OMG! Stop it!
Jungkook: fine, even though noona is not loyal, i'm a great person...
Me: are you trying to make me feel terrible?...cause it works really, now stop it...
Jungkook: fine, but lemme promote your other books ;)
Me: My kookie :')
Jungkook: noonas and kids out there go check out noona's other books! ~ There's btw two fav books out there that i really loved
Me: really? ~ what books?
Jungkook: well the first one is titled "feeling guilty already? good." and the second one is "For a last time! it's me or him!!!"
Me: -_- guys this is it, this is the end of the chapter hope you enjoyed the most childish and non-sense chapter in history.....
Jin: duh! of course they did as long as i featured in this!
Me: you're so full of yourself...
Jin: like you're not~
Me: t-true... sometimes though!
Jungkook: And it's at such times that Eun Woo fills your mind!!!!
