Namjoon receives this morning a call from his kids' school.
The principal: Mr. Kim, I would have preferred it if Mrs. Kim came along with you
Namjoon: nah that's okay, I can tell Jin later about this, Jin is out shopping sooo
The principal: oh kay... *sighs* I'd like to get straight to the point... your kids are BADASS KIDS! .... Sorry... I can't stop losing control whenever I think of those BADASS KIDS!...
Namjoon: oh kay... so?
The principal: ahem... first of all, the eldest... Hoseok... he got into a ridiculous fight with his room teacher for the most ABSURD and RIDICULOUS reason...
Namjoon: ...
The principal: unicorns... he insists on that such STUPID creatures exist!
Namjoon: is it that bad?
The principal: he wrestled with his teacher, and he broke his back!
Namjoon: oh... I can pay for the hospital fees as an apology on Hoseok's behalf
The principal: THIS WON'T STOP THAT BADASS KID FROM KILLING PEOPLE FOR SAYING THAT UNICORNS ARE FAKE!!!.... ahem....
Namjoon: alright... I will try to talk to him-
The principal: DON'T TRY! JUST DO IT!!!
Namjoon: you look scarier than Jin sir...
The principal: okay~ next BADASS KID! *smiles creepily* Kim Taehyung~
Namjoon: . . .
The principal: people say he's an angel~ people say he's the sweetest creature on earth~ people say he's such a good boy~ BUT HE IS NOT! NO!!! HE IS THE EVIL ITSELF! AND I CAN PROVE THAT!!! AAAHHHH!!!
Namjoon: *gulp* wh-what did Tae-Tae do?
The principal: he...roasts people...
Namjoon: sorry?
The principal: HE WRITES DISS POEMS TO ROAST PEOPLE!!! ISN'T THAT AN EVILISH ACT?!!!
Namjoon: don't take that to heart~ the kid loves dissing people but it's not that bad~ he's just a kid-
The principal: NO! NO! AND NOOOO!!! I WON'T TOLERATE THAT! HE ROASTED ME AND SPREAD JOKES ON MY JAMS!!! AND WHAT IS ALL THAT JAMS STORIES?!!
Namjoon: pfft! That's a long story! ~ *laughs his ass off*
The principal: *straight face*
Namjoon: *awkward* ahem... sorry...
The principal: next... Jimin... that kid... HE NEEDS SOME HOLLY WATUH TO FIX HIS FLIRTY HABITS!!!
Namjoon: ey~ the kid got a nice body just like his dad, and he loves to always be the center, and catch people's eyes, there's nothing wrong with that
The principal: nothing wrong with that? ... *starts laughing hysterically* nothing wrong with THAT?! NOTHING?!! JIMIN IS THE ISSUE ITSELF!!! HE RIPPED HIS SHIRT!!! FLIRTED WITH HIS TEACHER AND FEAMLE CLASSMATES!!! AND HE THEN STARTED BEATING UP ANYONE WHO PRONOUNCED THE WORD JAMS!!! THOSE JAMS!!! YOUR KIDS WON'T STOP TALKING ABOUT THESE DARN JAMS AND NOW I CAN SEE JAMS CHASING IN MA DREAMS AT NIGHT!!!
Namjoon: oh kay...
The principal: ahem...self control~ *takes a breath* okay~ and now the maknae~ Jungkook~ this adorable lil' bunny boy, right?~ he got some flaws in a few subjects like math but nah~ that's okay~ CAUSE THERE'S AN ISSUE MUCH MORE IMPORTANT THAN STUDIES!!! AND IT IS KICKING PEOPLE IN DA FACE!!!
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Bangtan Family 2 (COMPLETE)
FanficHellooo everyone this is a sequel to the funny book I wrote before; 'If BTS was a family'. For the characters of the story, well they're still the same: Yoongi oppa as the grandpa (Jin's dad), Jin oppa as the eomma, Rapmon oppa as the appa, and the...
