Hoseok: so~ *smiles cutely and fans lashes* what's the problem? ~
Namjoon: ...
Jimin: dad, you must answer the questions so we can help
Namjoon: *mentally slapping himself*
Jungkook: he's just timid~ dad said earlier that he was sick
Taehyung: *whispers* in the head
Hoseok: oh no... that's really bad...
Maknae line: *nod*
Hoseok: But! ~ no worry! ~ the pro got this! ~ So... *frowns* since when have you hearing those lil' voices in your head?
Namjoon: I what?!
Jimin: you must yell, he's deaf
Namjoon: FUC- I mean flower JIMIN!!! I'm not deaf!!! I can perfectly hear y'all!
Hoseok: that's okay, I see you're a bit grumpy, but we're gonna fix that~
Namjoon: the hell?!
Hoseok: got any road rage?
Namjoon: no...
Hoseok: sudden mood swings?
Namjoon: nah
Hoseok: family issues?
Namjoon: nope
Hoseok: financial issues?
Namjoon: Nahuh
Hoseok: some hardships maybe?
Namjoon: no
Hoseok: some weird or odd habits? Don't be ashamed, just let me know~
Namjoon: *sighs* no Hobie~ *forces a smile*
Hoseok: maybe some bad addiction?
Namjoon: never
Hoseok: mental issues?
Namjoon: perfectly fine
Hoseok: *sighs* this is definitely bad...
Namjoon: *face palm*
Taehyung: oh God...
Jimin: papa is really sick T^T
Jungkook: doctor? Tell us....
Hoseok: *takes off dramatically his glasses and makes a dramatic pause* he... is denial! *points dramatically at Namjoon* HE KEEPS DENYING EVERYTHING!
Namjoon: WHAT?! NO!!!
Hoseok: see? That's what I'm talking about!
Namjoon: *silently stands up, goes to face a wall, and starts knocking his head against the wall*
Jungkook: doctor! Look! It's getting severe!!!
Hoseok: *gasps* oh ma gawd! Bring me a pan!
Jimin: why?
Hoseok: to knock him of- I mean to make him calm down
Taehyung: I GOT A PAN!!
Hoseok: *hits Namjoon on the head until he knocks him off*
Jimin: we gotta tie him up before he wakes up!
-Time skips-
Hoseok: everything is gonna be fine dad~ just allow me to hypnotize you to get rid of those lil' voices in your hea-
Namjoon: I FREAKING AIN'T GOT ANY DARN VOICES IN MY HEAD!!! NOW FREE ME!!!
Jimin: he looks like he could bite someone!
Jungkook: I got this! *tries to hit him with a pan in the head*
Jin: *walks in and stops Jungkook* YAH!! KIDS!!! I LEAVE FOR LIKE A FEW HOURS AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR DAD?!
Namjoon: Jinnie!!! Untie me please!
Jin: oh, your voice... you sound sick, aigoo *unties Namjoon* go get some rest, huh? ~ I'll make some stew for your cold~
Namjoon: TT TT thank you! Finally! Finally someone who got it!!!
Jin: and as for you four! You're so grounded! CAT!!!
Cat: miew!
Jin: lock them in their room until I come to kill them all!!!
Cat: miew!
Jimin: does mom got anger issues?
Jungkook: T^T are we really gonna die?
Taehyung: *blank and lost*
Hoseok: T^T I'm too young to die though.... Not our fault if we didn't know he had only cold.... He could have told us earlier....
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Bangtan Family 2 (COMPLETE)
FanficHellooo everyone this is a sequel to the funny book I wrote before; 'If BTS was a family'. For the characters of the story, well they're still the same: Yoongi oppa as the grandpa (Jin's dad), Jin oppa as the eomma, Rapmon oppa as the appa, and the...
