Hellooo everyone this is a sequel to the funny book I wrote before; 'If BTS was a family'. For the characters of the story, well they're still the same: Yoongi oppa as the grandpa (Jin's dad), Jin oppa as the eomma, Rapmon oppa as the appa, and the...
A/N: Hey kids, i hope you enjoy this one cause i've just randomly typed it tonight... So yeah... deal with it and like it! DO IT JUST DO IT!!! Love y'all and leave funny and lovely comments, that really supports me and gives me mooooore energy and passion for this, really... this is getting damn cringe... anyway! Let the story begin!!!
Me: So Kim Namjoon! ~ Hey Mr. sexy brain! ~ I'm here on behalf of Vogue for the 73 questions interview, are you ready? ~
Namjoon: Yeah sure
Me: *high five*
Namjoon: *about to high five*
Me: *pulls back my hand* SYKE!
Namjoon: I hate you...
Me: Guys! Another clip to add to the "Namjoon's awkward handshakescompilation videos"! HAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh God my tummy hurts so bad I almost dropped my belly button! ~
Jin:
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Me: Oh God~
Namjoon: Are we gon' to start yet?...
Me: Hey! I ask the questions and you answer!!!
Namjoon: wow... I'm scared... what are you?! The bad cop?!
Me: *pulls out a gun* ON YOUR KNEES!!! AND STOP TALKING BACK!!!
Namjoon: *farts*
Me: Ew...
Namjoon: I-I fart dude when I'm nervous... sorry for the smell...
Me: *sniffs* chipotle?
Namjoon: Uhm...
Jin: SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO STOLE MY DAMN CHOPTLE?!?!
Namjoon: I was starving! Maybe if you haven't gone all day out shopping or left some side dishes in the fridge I wouldn't have touched your damn chipotle!!!
Jin: *comes in running and grabs my gun to point it at Namjoon* WHAT DID YOU SAY BOY?!?! First! *sassy explosion* You ain't talk back to mama Jin like that! Nahuh! *flips hair*
Namjoon: B-baby you're not gonna shoot me right? ~
Jin: Try me bish!!! I'M ON MY PRE PERIOD!!! *explode in sobs* Why you always lying! Saying you won't do that again, but keep repeat it over and over!
Namjoon: -_-'... it's literally my first time stealing your food...
Jin: SO YOU'RE SAYING I'M LYING!!! *attempts to shoot but turns out it's a water gun*
Me: Chill mama it's only a water gun, the only one who's got a real gun here in this house is obviously grandpa Yoongi
Yoongi: Is it because I'm short, I look like a thug and I'm into hip-hop?
