Hellooo everyone this is a sequel to the funny book I wrote before; 'If BTS was a family'. For the characters of the story, well they're still the same: Yoongi oppa as the grandpa (Jin's dad), Jin oppa as the eomma, Rapmon oppa as the appa, and the...
A/N: some of these pick up lines are from Liza's video titled "Learn how to flirt! Pick up lines with Lizzza". Liza Koshy is ma baaae by the way! ~ <3
Jungkook: mom, dad?
NamJoon: *irritated* and there we go again... every time it gets calm and I try to forget about my morons, there must be one who always spoils and ruins that moment... thanks...
Jin: ...
Namjoon: Can't I speak my thoughts now?! I'm free to say what I think!!! I'm the man and the boss here!
Jin: Let me slap the man out of you with my pan and we'll see who's the real bawse here!
Me: See what I did there guys? ~ "bawse"? ~ doesn't that sound familiar? ~ nah? ~ "Super woman"? ~
Jin: We get it!!! Lilly Singh! Now shut up before I slap the shit out of you with my pan!!!
Me: What's the pan thing?!
Jin: I don't freaking know!!! It's not like I'm the one typing my words!!!! You're the author!!! Now shut up!!!
Me: ...
Me: true.... Back to the story guys...
Namjoon: ok fine! Shit!
*Pan attack!!!*
Namjoon: shorry....
Me: pfft that lisp though~ or "lishp" shall I say~
Namjoon: Imma kill yo ash in shleep...
Me: *whispers* shleep...
Namjoon: ...
Me: *gulps*
Namjoon: ...
Jin: ANYWAY! Kim Junior Justin Jk Kookie bunny what did you want to say? ~
Me: that was a long ass name...
Jin: ...
Me: just sayin'~... fine... sorry...
Jungkook: I was wondering how you and dad met...
Jin: *blushes hella hard*
Namjoon: *smirks* well son~... we were in the library and we bumped into one another, your mom's books fell, and I said "dang! ~ That booty though! ~"
Jin: KIM NAMJOON!!! DON'T BURN OUR SON'S BRAIN WITH INAPPROPRIATE WORDS!!!
Namjoon: WHAT NOW!!! I was just telling accurately what really happened from my freaking point of vue!!!
Jin: nah Kookie, lemme tell you how it happened~... so... I was in the library, and I was trying to reach some book placed at a high shelf, and the books I was holding fell off my hands... so~ I bended down to pick them up, and there was your dad across of me, baffled at my dang beauty~
Namjoon: *whispers to Jungkook* nah son, I was watching that breast~
Jungkook:
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