Bangtan Family 2 (COMPLETE)

R.I.P Magic wand

Requested by Shimmersiren . Thanks for your funny request hehe, and hope you and everyone enjoys this story, i hope it won't be boring, i really hope it will be funny enough to make you laugh well, Father Joshua pray for my story to be funny enough, amen.

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Namjoon and Jin are reading together about Yoga couple that has been so trendy nowadays.

(Me: *NamJin mode on* Ooh~ I see what I did there! ~

Jin: can you see what I got here? *shows a pan and a belt* your choice? ~

Me: *gulp* none? ~

Jin: then~

Me: okay kids back to the story T^T...

Jin: good kid~ this is how I raised you~ always listen to mommy~

Me: *thinks* but... you're not my mom...

Jin: ...

Me: ...

Jin: I'll pretend like I've never heard that but know that mommy is really heartbroken right now T^T

Me: ...do I get to ea-

Jin: no you don't... you're starving for two months...

Me: oh kay... back to the story... *thinks* now my stomach is heartbroken... T^T)

Namjoon: Wifey? ~

Jin: ...

Namjoon: Jinnie?

Jin: wifey? Just ew... what?

Namjoon: so I was thinking these days~... what about a nice upgrade? ~

Jin: ...

Namjoon: we got only princes *talking about their sons*

Taehyung: Yaaaah! ~~~ I'M A SNAAAKEU!!!

Hoseok: GET AWAY FROM ME!!! MOOOOOM!!!

Taehyung: BOO! ~

Hoseok: *high pitched af scream* AAAAAAaaaahhhh!!! *faints*

Jimin: YAAAH!!! KIM JUNGKOOK!!! STOP PLAYING WITH MY BOXERS!!!

Jungkook: nah! ~ back off shorty! I do what I want! ~

Jimin: DON'T CALL ME SHORTY!!!

Jungkook: S.H.O.R.T.Y~

Jimin: AAAAaaahhh!!!

*some banging and crashes sounds are heard in the whole house*

Namjoon: some stupid asses devilish princes...but back to the upgrade thing~ what about having a princess, and then you get to reach the next level from Princess Jinnie to empress Jinnie~

Jin: I'll pretend like I've never heard that but know that I feel like killing you right now

Namjoon: and-

Jin: and yes you'll starve for two months just like your daughter!

Namjoon: since when did we ever had a daughter??!!!

Jin: I'm making it 4 months~

Namjoon: ...

-Time skips-

The kids had class this afternoon, and now they're back home...

Taehyung: TAE IS BACK!!~~ YO! ~ CHILL YO TITS!!! ~~~