Hellooo everyone this is a sequel to the funny book I wrote before; 'If BTS was a family'. For the characters of the story, well they're still the same: Yoongi oppa as the grandpa (Jin's dad), Jin oppa as the eomma, Rapmon oppa as the appa, and the...
Requested by: SeriouslyJeon hehe thanks for the request buddy! ~ Hope you love and enjoy this JiKook story, and hope i met your expectations :D
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Jungkook: *lightly kicks the bathroom door* bro! *groans* are you like staying there?! I need to use the bathroom too! My ass needs to shit!!!
Jimin: *from inside* PATIENCE!!! Urgh! I'm almost done! I'm washing my hair now!
Jungkook: well shit! It takes you forever to take a bath! It's not like there's that much inch for you to clean!
Jimin: WHO YOU'RE CALLING SHORT?!!
Jungkook: everything about you!!! Your shadow! Your fingers! Your legs! Your temper! NOW GET YOUR JAMELESS ASS OUT BEFORE I COME IN AND DRAG YOU OUT!!!
Jimin: this hoe... FINE!!! Almost done! Geez!
-Time skips-
Me: finally a fluffy but hot cute short Chimchim exits the bathroom~
Jimin: excuse you?! Would you mind to remove that 'short' part or else I'm telling mom!!!
Me: ...
Jimin: ...
Me: ...
Jimin: Mo-
Me: fine! ... finally a fluffy but hot cute Chimchim exits the bathroom~... satisfied?
Jimin: much better~
Jungkook: geez boy! That took you a day to wash a few inches!!! *realize how good-looking Jimin looks like all wet and with only a large sized towel around his waist*
Jimin: YAH! DON'T MENTION MY INCHES KIDDO!!!
Jungkook: f-fine, wh-whatever, now get out my way boy, I need to shit down!
-Time skips-
Jimin: *tiptoeing, trying to reach the cereals from the cabinets*
Me: yeah... right...you're almost reaching them those cereals boy...
Jimin: you know what?! Go play with some Barbies away from me!!
Me: Hey! I'm almost 21!!
Jimin: ...
Me: what?!
Jimin: a 21 yrs old child who still asks her mom for night kisses, and still sits on her dad's lap like a baby... right......
Me: HEY! Don't judge me boy!!! Back to the story...
Jungkook: *walks into the kitchen* dude... you will never reach those cereals with those few inches~
Jimin: *so done with everyone's shit*
Jungkook: *stretches his arm out and gets the cereals for Jimin* there you go~ *pats Jimin's head*
Jimin: *thinks what the actual F reason is that Jungkook is being nice*
Jungkook: *blushes* ....* leaves awkwardly*
-Time skips-
Jimin: YAH! GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE!!! DUMBASSES!!!
Taehyung: *throws the phone over Jimin's head and to Hobie's hands* Oops~ I don't have your phone~
Hoseok: *opens the phone to see Jimin's pics* Ooh~ our boy is looking hot huh? ~ those six packs though! ~ someone is getting his body ready for summer~
Jimin: STAHB IT!!!
Hoseok: *throws the phone back to Taehyung* ask Tae for your phone~
Taehyung: come on shorty~ if you reach your phone, I'll give it back-
Jungkook: *takes the phone from Taehyung's hand* were you bullying Jimin hyung just now? *scary ass glare*
Taehyung: uh...
Hoseok: I-I've got something to do so... *leaves*
Taehyung: me too! Bye!*leaves*
Jungkook: there you go bro~ *gives back the phone to Jimin and pats his head before he leaves blushing all bright red*
Jimin: the actual f.........
-Time skips-
Jin: KIIIDS! ~~ DINNER IS READY!~
BTS: COMIIING! ~~~
*everyone is at the table*
Jungkook: *sitting next to Jimin*
Jimin: *takes a first sip of his stew* oh shi- that's hot!!! Urgh!
Jungkook: aigoo, be careful hyung... *takes Jimin's spoon, fill it with some of the stew, and gently blows on it to cool it down* there you go, say A ~
Jimin: a-a? ~
Jungkook: *starts feeding Jimin*
BTS: ?!
Cat: wut?!... Okay, Kim Namjoon, be honest, you hit Jungkook on the head, right?
Namjoon: WHAT?! NO! I DIDN'T!!!
Jin: then how the hell do you explain this?!?
Namjoon: I DON'T FREAKING KNOW! STOP BLAMING ME Y'ALL!!
Jungkook: calm your tits down everyone! Am I not allowed to treat nicely my hyung?! Whoa! Calm down!
Jin: uh....
Hoseok: well...
Cat: ...
Yoongi: right...
Taehyung: if... you say so.... I guess...
Jungkook: geez! Thanks
-Later at bed-
Jimin: *in his bed*
Jungkook: *sneaks out of his bed and goes to Jimin*
Jimin: uh.... What's the matter again? Need to breastfeed me before I go to dream land?!
Jungkook: ...
Jimin: ...
Jungkook: ...
Jimin: ...
Jungkook: *kisses Jimin on the cheek and runs back to his bed* good night hyung! ~
Jimin: o-okay... g-good night Jungkookie...
Jimin: *in the dark being like*
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Namjoon: JIMIN! CALM DOWN!!! I CAN HEAR YOUR HEART BEATING FROM HERE!!! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!!!
