Manan ff : College Diaries

chapter 5. My Boyfriend ( a )

Murthy House.
7 : 00 am in the morning.
Putting on my blazer, I looked at the mirror.
Me ( pov ) : gosh. ....I look so pale and sick. ...jald se jald SPACE ACADEMY se nikalna hi parega. ...warna main pagal ho jaungi! !!!!!
Suddenly, a servant knocked on my door.
Me ( yelling ) : kya hai? ??????
Servant : Ma'am. ....woh nechee aap ke boyfriend aye hai. ....
Me ( not interested ) : I am coming! !!!!!!
And the realisation hit me. Looking at the mirror, I blurted out "mera boyfriend? ??????......what the heck! !!!!!!
Opening the door, I rushed down the stairs with my hand bag.
As I entered the living room, panting heavily, I saw a guy, sitting on the sofa with his back towards me. While Grandpa, Pop's and Rishab looked impressed by the guy.
On seeing me, Rishab said " lo. ....di aa gayi! !!!"
And the guy turned his head, to face me.
As soon as I saw him, the blood left my face and it turned pale.
Manik ( calmly ) : are you fine? ?????
Me ( shocked ) ( pov ) : what is he doing over here? ????.....aur ab taak Grandpa, Pop's aur Rishab ne iss ko dhake mar kar kyon nehin nikala? ????.....don't tell me ki iss ne Grandpa ko impress kar diya hai? ????.....is this for real? ???.....no ways. .....this can't be happening to me! !!!!.....please ayyappa save me from this Perverted President. .....
Getting up from the sofa, he comes towards me.
Touching my forehead, he looked confused. His hand is cold and my face was just heating up. My heart beat becomes fast and my face turns all red.
Manik ( tilting his head a little ): fever toh nehin hai. ....par tumhara chehera itna laal kyon hai? ????
I hit his hand.
Me ( angrily ) : tum .....yaha kya kar rahe ho? ?????
Manik ( innocently ) : itna gussa kyon ho rahi ho? ?????
Before I could say anything, Grandpa rebuked "ghar aye mehmaan se aise baat karte hai kya? ?????......aur khass kar jab woh tumhara boyfriend hai! !!!!!"
Me ( annoyed ) : boyfriend? ??????
Before I could protest, Rishab cuts in and says "bass di. ...aur jhuth bolne ki zarurat nehin. ....humein Manik bahut pasand hai! !!!!"
Pop's  (adding ): teri khushi mein hi. ...humari khushi hai. ...mujhe toh pataa hi nehin chala. ...ki tu kab badi ho gayi! !!!!
Manik ( sweetly ) : dad. ...ab humein nikalna chahiye. ...warna hum late ho jaenge! !!!!
Me ( pov ) ( shocked ) : mere kaan kharab ho gaye hai kya? ???.....yah phir iss Pervert ne sacch mein Pop's ko dad bola! !!!!
Grandpa : haan. ....tum dono aab jao. .....warna college ke liye late ho jaoge. ....aur Manik beta aapna hi ghar samjh ke ate rehna. ..
Me ( pov ) ( agitated ) : what the heck! !!!!!.....daily soap chal raha hai kya? ????
But, main aur kar bhi kya sakti hu. Yaha pein agar maine iss Pervert ko kuch bhi kaha, toh meri family, mere hi jaan ke peeche padd jaegi. Iss ka toh main ghar se nikal ne ke baad hi khichdi baanaungi! !!!!!
Pop's : tum dono ek saath car mein chale jao! !!!
Me ( pov ) ( pissed off ) : car mein. ...akele. ...iss ke saath. ...no ways. ....yeh meri family hai ki dushman. ...joh mujhe iss Pervert ke haathon saup rahi hai. ....I really hate you guys! !!!!
Manik ( sweetly ) : car ki kya zarurat hai. ....main aur Nandini. ...we will walk! !!!!
Me ( pov ) ( relaxed ): thank god. ... (soon realising )....no thanks. ...iss Pervertke saath walking. ...bad idea! !!!!
So, I and Mr Pervert walk out of the Gate, as my cunning family waved at us.