Manan ff : College Diaries

chapter 35 ( b )

SLEEPING. ...... sleeping is one of my favourite jobs.
But, right now, some idiot is disturbing my sleep. .....or to be precise 'MY IDIOT ' is busy on destroying my sleep.
Manik ( irritatedly ) : Nandini just get up. ................
Me ( super pissed ) : what is wrong with you Pervert? ??????.........let me sleep. ....
Annoyed with Nandini's reply, Manik started dragging her blanket away.
Me ( pov ) ( irritatedly ) : what the heck! !!!!!.....mere blanket taak ko nehin chhoda! !!!!!!!!
Irritatedly, I sat up on the bed. While, IDIOT MANIK was smirking at me.
Manik ( sweetly ) : good morning love. .....
That's it, you are dead Pervert Malhotra! !!!!!!!
Taking one of the pillows, I launched it at him. Manik tried to dodge it, but failed. My pillow successfully knocked him out and Manik landed on the floor.
Me ( pissed ) : this one is for taking away my blanket. .....you fool! !!!!
Getting back on his feet, Manik helplessly rubbed his butt.
Manik ( frustrated ) : toh main aur kya karta? ?????.....kab se tumhe bula raha hu. ....par tum utth hi nehin rahi thi! !!!!!......7 : 30 ho raha hai. ....aur 9 baaje se tumhara exam hai! !!!!!
Jumping out of the bed, I hurriedly moved towards the bathroom.
Manik just nodded his head in disbelief and shouted "tumhara uniform aur towel bathroom mein hi hai "
Me ( screaming ) : thank you. .....
Manik ( playfully ) : aur tumhara floral wala inner wear bhi wahi hai! !!!!!!
On hearing this, my eyes popped out "chiii Manik. ......you are such a Pervert! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
On listening to her comment, Manik started laughing like a maniac and moved out of the room.

Manik was busy in arranging the breakfast, when I just barged in. Me ( full panic mode ) : jaldi jaldi breakfast doo. .....we are getting late! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Manik ( sarcastically ) : oh Miss Sleeping Beauty. ......jab main tumhe tumhare beauty sleep se utthane ki koshish kar raha tha. .....tab toh tum utth ne ka naam hi nehin le rahi thi. ....toh phir ab kyon tumhara Bhaag Milkha Bhaag wala mode on hai? ???????
Me ( pissed off ) :will you stop taunting me ! !!!!!!!......aur jaldi breakfast doo. ......
Manik calmly handed her the sandwich and orange juice.
Manik ( confused ) : tum kya college aise jaane wali ho? ???????
Me ( frustrated ) : matlab? ?????
Manik ( stammering ) : matlab ki. ....your hair. ....is looking like a. ...like a. ....
Me ( annoyed ) :my hair is looking like a crow's nest! !!!!!......I know that! !!!!!!
Manik ( scared ) : ek minute. ......
Saying this, Manik left me with my crow's nest.
Me ( pov ) ( pissed ) : damn these long hairs! !!!!!!!!!.....kyon ayyappa? ?????......ladkiyon ko hi aise problems kyon jheelne paddte hai? ?????.....why can't we just have small hair like boy's? ???. .....kitni asaani se they can manage their hair! !!!!......I am really jealous of them. ....
While, I was busy in my ranting, Manik came and started opening my messy bun.
Me ( irritatedly ) : what the heck are you doing? ? ?????
Manik ( ordering ): just concentrate on your breakfast. .....and I will manage your hair! !!!!!
Finding no other option, I sat there munching my sandwich. While, Manik was hell engrossed in combing my messy hair. Manik gently untangled each and every knot in my hair, as if he was some kind of a pro.
After 10 minutes, Manik made me stand up and dragged me towards the mirror.
Once in front of the mirror, I looked at my hair in shock. Manik had actually tied my hair in a perfect braid.
I immediately turned my body to face him.
Manik ( nervously ) : woh. ....exam ke time pein tumhare face par hair naa aye. ....issliye. .... I just tied it in a braid. .....agar tumhe pasand nehin hai . .....toh abhi khol deta hu! !!!!!!!!
Excitedly, I just jumped on Manik and wrapped my arms around his neck. While, Manik comfortably placed his hands around my waist, giving support to my body.
Me ( super happy ): thank you Manik. .....you are the best! !!!!!
Manik happily grinned and said " I know. .....I am the best for you love "
And their we go. ....back to square one. .....I mean. ....Manik is seriously a jerk. .....maybe a sweet jerk. .....actually 'MY JERK '.......
Though I badly wanted to punch Manik on his face, for his self praising session. But then. ....'HE IS REALLY THE BEST '
Seeing the childish grin on his face, I couldn't stop myself from ogling at him.
Me ( smiling ) : ab kya humein late nehin ho raha? ??????
Immediately Maniks face turned pale and he blurted out " oh shit! !!!!......tumhara exam! !!!!!"
Breaking the hug, Manik grabbed his car keys and dragged me with him, out of the apartment.

Manik drove the car like a 'formula one racer '. While, I helplessly clenched the seat belt.

Within 15 minutes, I found myself standing in front of the exam hall, sweating like a dog, out of fear.
I mean. .....this guy is mad. ....he is completely insane. .....kaun aisa karta hai haan? ????......I know. .....ki thoda sa late ho gaya tha. ....magar. .....pagal admi ki tarah car chalane ka kya matlab hota hai? ??????......PSYCHO MALHOTRA. ....
Panting heavily, I started moving towards the classroom.
Manik ( concerned ) : sunno. ....
Me ( annoyed ) : kya hai? ??????
Manik ( calmly ) : woh. .....tum ne aapna admit card liya naa? ?????
Completely frustrated, I just nodded my head in a yes and started walking away.
Manik ( again ): sunno. .....
I again turned to face Manik, irritatedly "kya hai? ??????"
Manik ( calmly ) : woh. .....tum ne aapne ayyappa se pray kiya? ????
I looked at Manik in disbelief. But then, instead of fighting, I complied to what he said.
Me ( pov ) ( with closed eyes ): hey ayyappa. .....mera exam sambhal lena. .....aur iss Manik ko thode se brain's de dena! !!!!!
Opening my eyes, I calmly said " kar liya pray ....so bye "
Again, I started moving towards the classroom. But, how can Manik so easily leave me. I mean. .....he sometimes behaves like real stubborn head.
Manik this time held my wrist and pulled me towards him. Due to the sudden pull, I landed on Maniks chest, with my hand on his shoulder for support.
Manik ( sweetly ) : sunno. ....,
Me ( hell pissed ) : ab kya hua? ??????
Without saying anything, Manik bended his head a little and kissed my left cheek. While, I stood there in utter shock.
Moving a bit further, Manik whispered in my ear "all the best "
I am shocked. ....I am confused. ....I am blushing. ....I mean. ....this single guy in this whole world has the audacity to bring out all the emotions in me. ...... the emotions which I had buried so deep inside me and converted into a wall of hatred! !!!!!.......today. .....that wall was disappearing. .....it was breaking down because of his love. .....because of Maniks love. .....for me. ....
Moving away from me, Manik literally pushed me inside the class, still grinning like a fool. While I just blushed. ....blushed. ...and blushed. ....

Outside the exam hall. .....
Cabir ( sarcastically ) : Manik yaar. .....exam Nandini de rahi hai. ....lekin tu kyon security guard ki tarha hall ke bahar khada hai? ?????
Manik ( irritatedly ) : chhup baith Cabir. ....and let me concentrate! !!!!!!!
Cabir ( annoyed ) : tu concentrate nehin balki pechle ek ghante se Nandini ko ghur raha hai. ......
Manik, who was busy in gapping at Nandini, turned his face to glare at Cabir.
Manik ( pissed ) : tera problem kya hai? ?????...... main aapni fiance ko hi ghur raha hu. .....tu jaake aapni wali ko dekh! !!!!!!!
Cabir ( depressed ) : kaise dekhu? ?????.....Navya last bench mein baithi hai. ....aur woh giraffe ke jaisa lamba ladka usske saamne baitha hai! !!!!!......bechari meri Navya. .......ussko blackboard taak dekhai nehin de raha hoga! !!!!!!!
Mukti ( sarcastically ) : saale. .....exam ke waqt blackboard kaun dekhta hai! !!!!!!!!
Saying this Manik himself started laughing on his own joke. While, Cabir made a bad face.
But, what Manik saw next, just turned his face pale. While this time Cabir started giggling like a maniac.
Completely shocked, Manik looked at his watch and then at the person standing in front of him.
Manik ( hell confused ) : tum? ?????......itni jaldi se kaise bahar aa gayi? ?????????
Me ( casually ) : mera exam complete ho gaya toh main bahar aa gayi. ......
Manik ( shocked ) : arrey. .....aise kaise bahar aa gayi? ?????.......aur doo ghante mein tumhara paper kaise complete ho gaya? ?????
Before I could reply, Manik literally snatched the question paper from my hand and started going through it.
Manik ( engrossed ) : Nandini yeh question number 6 ka kya answer likha? ?????.....aur question number 14 kya tumhe aata tha? ????
Me ( pissed off ) : kya yaar? ????......exam khatam ho gaya hai. ....phir bhi tum sawaal pein sawaal pouche jaa rahe ho? ??????
Instinctively, Manik cupped my face and asked "Nandu. .....sacch sacch baatana. ....kahi tum ne blank paper toh submit nehin kiya naa? ??????"
Annoyed by Maniks interrogation, I moved his hands away from my face.
Me ( hell pissed ) : god Manik! !!!!!......I am hungry. .....so bye. .......
Saying this, I stormed out of there.
Cabir ( giggling ) : teri wali toh solid hai Manik! !!!!!!......chaar ghante ka paper. ....doo ghante mein khatam kar diya! !!!!!
While, Manik depressedly starred at Cabir "chhup baith tu. ....woh fail karne wali hai!!!!!! "