Manan ff : College Diaries

chapter 7 ( b )

Well, the Carnival was really crowed and huge. It was so beautifully decorated with lights. The tents were made up of different coloured clothes. There was music, buzzing through the loud speakers. People were chatting. The smile on the faces of the children. In short, the whole scene in front of me, was very lively.
Raising my head to look at Manik, I found him gazing at a red coloured tent.
Me ( instinctively ) : fortune teller????
Manik looked at me and replied " palm reader "
Me ( not interested ) : sab ek jaise hi hote hai! !!!!.....but don't tell me. ....you really believe in destiny and all? ?????
To my surprise, he nodded his head in a yes, innocently.
Me ( pov ) ( controlling my smile ): really? ?????......who would have thought. ....ki iss Pervert ko destiny aur fortune tellers mein interest hai! !!!!
Me : toh chalo. ...
Manik ( surprised ) : tum sacch mein jaana chahti ho? ?????
Me : hmm. ...let's see what the fortune teller has to say. ...
Manik ( again correcting me ): palm reader. ...
Saying this, we entered the red coloured tent, holding each others hand.
Entering the tent, we found a woman, sitting with her eyes closed.
The Woman  (scarily ) ( without opening her eyes ): aao. ....baitho. ....
Manik and me, both looked at each other and then at the woman.
The woman was wearing a black gown type of a thing, with lots of silver junk jewellery and her hair was in a bun. She also had a crystal ball in front of her.
Well, this was really funny. But also very spooky.
Me and Manik sat on the chair, which was placed in front of the woman.
Opening her eyes, she gave us a creepy smile.
The Woman : haath dikhao? ????
I gaped at Manik, not at all understanding, what she meant.
Manik ( calmly ) : aapna haath unn he dikhao. ..
Me : oh! !!!!
Saying this, I placed my hands on her palm.
The woman keept on starring at my palm and smiled.
Me ( pov ) ( rolling my eyes ) : ab kya yeh. ...microscope nikal ke mera future dekhne wali hai! !!!!!!
The woman finally spoke "hmm. ...jis dar se tum itne saalon se bhaag rahi ho. ...woh dar tumhare samne jaldi hi ayega. .....waqt toh bass itna bataega. ....ki tum uss dar ka samna karogi. ...yah nafrat ki aag mein khud ko mitta dogi! !!!!
Me ( pov ) : I just want to laugh out loud. ...I mean. ...this is really funny! !!!!.....main Nandini Murthy. ....mujhe kisi se dar nehin laagta! !!!!....this lady is crazy! !!!!
Then it was Maniks turn, I saw him listening very attentively.
The Woman  (smiling ) : waqt ke saath bhagwan. ...tumhari zindagi ki sabse badi kami ko bhi bhaar dega. ...woh joh tumhare pass kabhie nehin tha. ....wahi khushi bhagwan tumhe zarur dega! !!!!.....aapne pyaar ko hamesha aapne pass hi rakhna ....bhale woh chahein yah naa chahein. ....kyon ki usska saath nibhana hi tumhari kismaat hai! !!!
After hearing all this bullshit, we came out of that tent.
Me ( pov ) : thank you ayyappa. ...finally. ..we are away from that creepy woman! !!!!
Looking at Maniks face, I found him really tensed about something.
Me ( pov ) : see. ...I told you. ...mujhe toh pehele din hi dekh ke pataa chal gaya tha. ..ki iss Pervert mein kuch toh kami hai! !!!.....aur ab. ...iss fortune teller ne bhi wahi kaha. .....laagta hai bhagwan ji sacch mein iss ko brains dena bhul gaye the! !!!!
Well, again looking at Maniks miserable face, I decided to cheer him up.
Me ( playfully ) : accha chalo. ....main tumhe kuch gift karna chahti hu! !!!
Manik confusedly looked at me "gift????. ....aur mujhe? ???"
Me : haan. ..tum bass itna baatao. ...ki tumhe kya chahiye? ????
Manik gave me his shy smile.
Me : okay. ...toh decide nehin kar pa rahe ho? ????
Manik nodded his head innocently.
Me : lets see. ...hum iss bareme kya kar sakte hai! !!!!
Saying this, I dragged him with me.
And poor Manik just followed my lead.