Manan ff : College Diaries

chapter 43. Forever Together ( Final )

The apartment.
11 : 00 pm.

After saying goodbye to Fab4, I closed the door.

Turning my body, I found Manik leaning on the wall, with his dangerous smirk.

Me ( pov ) ( brain storming session ) : Manik +Drunk +Smirk = Explosive Combination

Me ( confused ) : aise kya dekh rahe ho? ???

Manik ( smirking ) : kuch nehin. ...

Before I could register anything, the Moron Malhotra swiftly scooped me in his arms.

Me ( full panic mode ) : Manik just put me down! !!!!!.....hum gir jaenge! !!!!.....just listen to me. ...

While, I was busy in screaming , the Jerk Malhotra pulled me more closer to his hard rock chest, boiling my blood further.

Abruptly coming to a halt, Manik was busy in gapping at something.

Me ( pissed ) : ab kya hua? ????

Manik ( calmly ) : tumhe kaun se room mein jaana hai? ?????

Me ( Impatiently ) : tumhare room mein hi chalte hai. ....

Manik ( pouting ) : lekin mujhe toh tumhare room mein soona tha! !!!!

Me ( frustrated ) : arrey toh kisi bhi room mein chalo naa! !!!!

Manik ( mischievously ) : naughty girl. ...tumhe room mein jaane ki itni jaldi hai! !!!!!

On hearing this, my eyes popped out.

Me ( pissed ) : I am seriously gonna break your nose. ...so just shut up! !!!!

Manik ( cutely ) : agar tum mera nose break kar dogi. ..toh main accha nehin dikhunga! !!!!

Me ( sarcastically ) : aise hi tumhare good looks ke chalte. ....mujhe FREAKY FANGIRL'S aur PSYCHO LOVER'S se deal karna paddta hai! !!!!.....ab pataa nehin kahi se PSYCHO KILLER bhi naa aa jaye! !!!!!

Manik ( casually ) : psycho lover ka toh pataa nehin. ....lekin main PSYCHO FIANCE  se zarur deal kar raha hu! !!!!

Me ( pissed off ) : tum ne mujhe psycho kaha? ???????????

Manik ( innocently ) : nehin toh. ....main kabhi bhi aisa bol sakta hu kya! !!!!!

Me ( pissed ) : you know what. .....I am seriously gonna murder you! !!!!!

Manik ( sarcastically ) : agar murder kar dogi. ....toh shaadi kis se karogi? ????

Me ( confidently ) : tumhare bhoot se! !!!!!!!

Giving me a horrified expression , Manik moved inside the room and carefully placed me on the bed. While, he laid beside me, looking dog tired.

Ruffling his hair lovingly, I asked " bahut zyaada tired feel ho raha hai kya Baby Malhotra? ?????"

But, instead of replying me that SPIDER MONKEY MALHOTRA, came on top of me.

Manik ( depressed ) : kabhi Baby Malhotra. ...toh kabhi Pervert Malhotra! !!!.....yaar. ...tumne mera kitna saara version nikala hai! !!!!!

Not at all understanding his point, I said " haan toh?????"

Manik ( pissed ) : Nandu. ....pyaar mein log ek dusre ko jaan. ...jaanu. ...shona bulate hai! !!!!....lekin tum. ....tum mujhe Monster Malhotra bulati ho! !!!!....jab meri umar ho jaegi. ...aur by chance agar main taklaa ho gaya. ...toh kya tum mujhe TAKLAA MALHOTRA bulaogi? ?????

I just gapped at Manik in utter shock.

Manik ( childishly ) : aaj toh tum decide kar hi lo. ....tumhe mere kaun se version se shaadi karni hai? ????.....warna baad mein jaake kahi agar confusion ho gaya toh? ???????