Relativity Falls- Season Two

Little Gift Shop of Horrors

AN: This picture isn't related to Relativity Falls but LOOK AT THESE CUTIES!!!!!

Ok, so I'm going to be doing something different this chapter. All the cut away scenes (the scenes between stories) will be told from the first person POV, since the episode is from a first person POV shot.

It was getting dark, and I needed to find some place to stay for the night. I spotted a wooden shack in the woods and approached the front door. An old woman holding a lantern answered.

"Well hello there, traveler," the woman began. "I see your car broke down on this lonesome country road. A place so remote, that no one can hear you scream!"

I began to back away, but the creepy old woman seemed to notice.

"Forget I said that," she waved it off. "Come in, come in, but be warned. If you do, you might be subjected to my tales... TALES DESIGNED TO SELL MY MERCHANDISE!"

The woman began to laugh maniacally, and I figured that this was the point where, if this was a movie, red text would appear on the screen with the movie title.

"Sorry, I was thinking of something funny I heard earlier," the woman said. She led me inside the shack, introducing herself as Mabel Pines. I asked her where exactly I was.

"You've come to the Mystery Shack after hours," she explained. "A time when only the most cursed objects are for sale! Like that thing! There..." She pointed to some kind of lumpy monster. "Nope? Not a fan? Too many orifices? Alright, I can tell what you're looking for is this-" she dug around in a chest, pulling out a hand, "-disembodied hand!" I glanced at the price tag and my eyes widened. "Why is it so expensive? Well, that's quite a tale. And it's called HANDS OFF! ...No seriously, hands off." She took a glowing orb from my hands. "That's not for sale. Alright, HANDS OFF!"

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Mabel and the kids were wandering around a swap meet. Ford was holding a red balloon.

"Swap meet, swap meet, swap meet!" Mabel exclaimed happily, looking around at the many different stands. "Look at all these priceless treasures!"

"Ooh, bobble heads!" Bella ran over to a stand with rows of monster bobble heads. She ran her finger along the heads of three of the monsters, making them bounce. "They agree with everything you say!"

"Wow, neat glasses," Ford said, trying on a pair of professor glasses. "They make me look even smarter!"

He turned around and knocked into the glasses stand, letting go of his balloon.

"Woah, look at these watches!" Stan exclaimed, looking at a stand of gold watches run by a rather ugly man. "They're amazing!" He turned to Ford, Bella, and Fiddleford, cracking his knuckles. "Watch and learn, gentlemen." He turned back to the stand. "Hey Hagface! How much for the junk watches?"

"They are not for sale!" The man croaked. "Not for you, Stan Pines! The wind whispers your name!"

The wind suddenly picked up, moving the wind chimes at Tyler Cutebiker's 'Mult'ple Chimez' stand. He tried to shush them.

"Ok, I get it, you're creepy," Stan rolled his eyes. "Less talky, more watchy."

He slammed a bill on the table, grabbing a watch. The man grabbed his arm.

"GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY WATCH! The man screeched, his eyes rolling backwards. Stan screamed, pulling away from the man.

"Yeesh! What a freak show!" He yelled. Him and the others walked off.