Relativity Falls- Season Two

Stan and Ford vs The Future

Ford was sleeping in his bed. He opened his eyes and screamed.

"Mornin', Stanford, guess who!" Stan said in a different voice. He had glued two googly eyes to his chin.

"Oh, what joy," Ford sighed, "If it isn't Mr. Upside-downington. How long has it been? Third grade, maybe?"

"That's right," Stan grinned, "And I'm here to deliver you an upside-downington-tastic message!"

"Is it the message that we're getting too old for this sort of thing?" Ford asked.

"Well, not exactly," Stan answered. He ran over to the other side of the room and pointed at a calender on the wall, "It's the message that Graunty Mabel and Grunkle Dipper's birthday is exactly one week from today, and we're going to throw them the most fantabuously-amazing birthday party ever!"

"What? It is?" Ford sat up, "I didn't know their birthday was coming up, "How old are they turning?

"I dunno, 100?" Stan guessed.

"Wait, are you sure they even want a party?" Ford asked with a frown, "I mean, they don't get along really well."

"That's the beauty of a surprise party, Sixer," Stan grinned, "You can't say no to something you don't know about!"

"I dunno, the last time we tried throwing a surprise party for someone, it didn't turn out well," Ford reminded his brother.

"Yeah, but Graunty Mabel loves parties," Stan said, "Trust me, Ford, everything will be fine. This will be the best party ever!"

Ford started laughing.

"I'm sorry, I just can't take you seriously with that face on your face," He chuckled.

"What face, Stanford?" Stan asked.

"You're- you're doing the voice, so you obviously know what I'm talking about-" Ford began with a laugh.

"Bi bon't bnow bhat bou're balking about!" Stan retorted. The two twins laughed, walking out of the room.

"There's something wrong with you," Ford chuckled.

"There's something wrong with both of us!" Stan grinned.

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Stan and Ford stood in the living room, a decorated model of the Mystery Shack on the table.

"Alright, party planners," Stan began, "In one week Graunty Mabel and Grunkle Dipper become even older, and our summer vacation winds to an end. So we need to throw the greatest party of all time! I'm talking piñatas with tinier piñatas inside."

"Boom, dreams coming true!" Ria said as she poured a bunch of mini piñatas inside a bigger piñata.

"I'm talking inviting everyone in town!" Stan grinned. He took a notepad and tapped a pen against his chin, "Let's see, where do we stand with the fairies?"

"They tried to force you to marry them," Ford rolled his eyes.

"Oh dudes, we should totally rent out the Gravity Falls High School gym!" Ria suggested, "That place is empty all summer long, and there would be a lot more space!"

"The gym's a great idea, Ria!" Stan smiled, "To the high school!"

"Hey guys, what's going on?" Mabel asked, entering the room.