Relativity Falls- Season Two

Weirdmageddon 3: Take Back The Falls

Stan, Ford, Bella, Fiddleford, Ria, and Dan ran into the Mystery Shack, yelling. Mabel and the other inhabitants yelled too.

"Wait," Ford said.

"Graunty Mabel!" Stan and Ford cried, dropping their weapons and running to hug Mabel.

"Kids!" Mabel exclaimed, "I can't believe it! I thought I lost you two!"

"Ms. Pines!" Ria cried, joining the hug, "It's really you! I've been hugging strangers to practice for this moment."

Dan, Bella, and Fiddleford joined the hug as well.

"We missed ya, you old codger!" Dan laughed.

"I've missed you guys, too," Mabel chuckled, "It's good to have you back."

"So... what's everyone doing here?" Ford asked. He gasped as some Lilliputtians ran past him.

"Yeah, there's like, monsters and fairies," Stan said, looking around, "And is Preston wearing a potato sack?"

"Hey, even in a sack, I still look better than you," Preston snapped.

"It's... it's a long story," The Multi-Bear said.

"Hey, is anyone gonna feed me?" Larry King's wax head asked from the vents, "Larry King's disembodied wax head wants num-nums."

"We're trying to ration our food, remember?" One of Preston's friends said. Larry King started chewing on his hair, "Uh... it's happening again!"

Multi-Bear reached over and closed the vent.

"Hey everyone! Eye-bat!" Pituitaur announced, looking out the door. Everyone gasped.

"Evasive maneuvers!" A gnome yelled. Mabel slammed the door shut and grabbed the twins.

"Ssh, keep it down!" She ordered.

"Get the lights!" One fairy yelled and a gnome blew out a lantern, plunging the shack into darkness.

Outside, the eyeball bat turned a scampering raccoon into stone and carried it off.

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Mabel lit a match and flicked it into a can fireplace, lighting up the shack and everyone hiding in it.

"Welcome to what's left of normal around here," Mabel said, "Home Base."

Thompson exclaimed in pain as a fairy pulled a dart out of his head. The girls of Mult'ple Timez were sitting in a row, bandaged and bruised.

"We have..." Hreggy D began.

"Mult'ple injuries!" The girls sung. The groaned and clutched their injuries.

"Oh, ow."

"Ah, my liver, girl!"

"Ah!" Ford jumped when he turned around and saw Giffany, "Giffany?"

"Do not be afraid," The video game character said, "Weirdmageddon has taught me that there are some battles that even I cannot win."

"Ms. Pines, how did this all happen?" Bella asked.

"So I was hammering signs out back when the sky started vomiting nightmares," Mabel explained, "I listen to a lot of AM radio so I knew what this meant: the end of the world."

Mabel ran inside the shack as the weirdness wave decended.

"What I didn't expect was what happened next," Mabel narrated.