Relativity Falls- Season Two

Weirdmageddon 2: Escape From Reality

AN: All of the names that aren't cartoon characters are Beanie Boos. If you want to know what they look like, just look them up.

A squirrel scampered across the road before being eaten by a mailbox. The farmer guy was nearby, holding up a triangular sign.

"End times are here, folks," He announced, "Only way to salvation is to embrace the triangular ways of our overlord. Any object with more than three sides is sinful." Womanly Wendy held up a triangular stop sign, "That's it. That's probably what Bill wants." An eyeball bat flew up and turned the screaming Womanly Wendy into stone, "I reckon I've been livin' a lie."

He screamed as he was also turned into stone and carried away by the eyeball bat.

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In the Fearamid, Bill floated in the air as he tapped a fork against the still-gold Dipper.

"Ladies, gentlemen, that creature with like, 87 different faces!" Bill announced.

"88 different faces!" The creature corrected.

"Whoa-ho, sorry - touchy subject," Bill rolled his eye and adjusted his tie, "Anyways, it's been fun turning Gravity Falls inside out, rounding up all its terrified citizens, and then stacking them into this massive throne of frozen human agony!" His last word echoed and he sat on the throne, "Don't worry, they're not conscious anymore. Probably."

The waitress from the diner groaned as she unfroze from her spot.

"Uh, my omelets," She slurred, "They- they have friendly faces..."

"Whoops. Hehe, back- back you go there," Bill said, poking the lady back into place so she'd turn back to stone, "But Gravity Falls is just the beginning. It's time to take our chaos worldwide! Alright boys, to the corners of the Earth. Set the world aflame with your weirdness. This dimension is ours!" Bill's friends flew out of the Fearamid, "Ah, global domination. I could get used to-" The demons smacked into an invisible shield and fell to the ground, "WHAT?!" He flew out to the shield and poked it. His touch rippled along the shield, "Hmm, this might be more complicated than I thought."

"I think I broke something," A monster groaned.

"WALK IT OFF!" Bill yelled.

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Dan, Ria, Stan, Ford, and Fiddleford were inside Bella's bubble, and surrounded by white emptiness.

"Bella! Bella!" Fiddleford called.

"Okay guys, Bill has taken over the town and if his weirdness spreads, he's gonna take over the whole world," Ford said, "Our first step to stopping him is rescuing Bella, but he's got her trapped in this strange prison bubble."

"What is this place, anyway?" Dan asked. The ground started to break with rainbow-colored cracks and broke completely. The five of them screamed as they fell through.

"Guys, if I die, I wanna die hugging!" Ria yelled, grabbing the boys in a hug.

"Ria, you're choking me!" Stan rasped. Ford and Fiddleford gripped each other's hands tightly.

"Let my body be your shield!" Ria shouted. They continued to scream until they landed on a bouncy castle.

"Huh?" Ford felt the ground beneath them, "Is the entire ground a bouncy castle?"