Relativity Falls- Season Two

Weirdmageddon: Part 1

AN: Contains some *slightly* transphobic(?) language from Bill. But what do you expect? It's BILL.

Bill floated in the sky, laughing evilly below the tear.

"Oh, it's happening. It's finally finally happening!" Bill laughed as muscle fibers encased him, "Physical form? Don't mind if I DO!"

He was surrounded by a metal pyramid and disappeared in a bright flash.

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Blendin woke up in the woods.

"Huh? What just happened?" He looked to see Bella, still unconscious, being lifted into the air. She was surrounded by a bubble with a cat face on it, which was then covered in chains, "Oh. Oh man. This is bad! This is real bad! Guys, we've got a situation!"

He spoke into his watch and then pressed a button, vanishing.

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Meanwhile downtown, the citizens were panicked and confused as they looked towards Bill, who was a dark black.

"Alright, listen up you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sense skin puppets!" Bill said loudly, floating towards the ground, "For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill! But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity!"

He turned yellow again before melting the statue of Nathaniel Northwest with a laser beam from his eye. The people screamed and gasped.

"Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends!" Bill cackled. He named the monsters as they fell out of the tear, "8 Ball! Kryptos! The being whose name must never be said! Haha, what the heck. It's Xanthar. Then of course there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-Fire, and these guys." He motioned to a group of flying eyeballs, "This is our town now, boys!"

Bill and his friends laughed evilly.

"Now see here, you unholy triangle fella!" Tyler yelled, stepping forward, "As mayor, I strongly urge you to git... git on out of here!"

The town yelled out in agreement.

"I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule," Pacifica smiled sweetly, "Perhaps I could be one of your, uh... horsemen of the apocalypse?"

"Mom!" Preston cried, glaring at her.

"Not now, honey," Pacifica said, holding up a finger, "The grown-ups are talking."

"Oh wow, that's a great offer," Bill said, "How about instead I shuffle the functions of every hole in your face?"

Bill snapped his fingers and Pacifica's face became switched and messed up. She screamed in pain as Preston backed away in horror. Bill laughed as people ran away screaming. A flying eyeball flew over and froze Ed, who fell as a statue into Daryl's arms.

"Edwin! My precious Edwin!" Daryl sobbed. He yelled out as the eyeball bat carried Ed away.

"It's time we do a little redecorating!" Bill said, "I could really use a castle of some kind!" He lifted his arms and a pyramid floated into the sky, "And how about some bubbles of PURE MADNESS!" A bunch of giant, colorful bubbles appeared. One passes over the farmer guy, who screamed and tore off his shirt, "This party never stops! Time is dead and meaning has no meaning! Existence is upside-down and I reign supreme! WELCOME, ONE AND ALL, TO WEIRDMAGEDDON!"