Relativity Falls- Season Two

The Love God

It was a partly cloudy day. The twins, Bella, Fiddleford, Dan, Ed, Daryl, Shandra, and Toby were laying in the cemetery, watching the clouds.

"Woah! That cloud looks like a chipmunk!" Stan pointed to the cloud. An airplane flew out of its mouth.

"Barfing an airplane!" Dan added with a laugh. The others laughed along.

"That one looks like an angry dragon," Bella pointed at the vaguely-shaped cloud.

"Ah don't see it," Fiddleford said. The others, except for Stan, mumbled in agreement.

"Hey, it kinda does," Stan said. Toby pointed at a waffle-shaped cloud.

"That cloud looks like... uh... a cloud!" He said.

"Boooo!" Ed said.

"Toby, stop being the worst at everything!" Dan laughed.

"Hehe, sorry guys," Toby chuckled. The rest of them laughed.

"Oh oh, that cloud looks like a big heart-shaped balloon!" Stan pointed at a pink and red hot air balloon.

"Hey, clouds don't come in colors," Ford sat up. "That is a balloon!"

"Fidds, it's the Woodstick festival!" Bella cheered. The two of them sat up.

"Wait, the wood-what?" Ford asked.

"It's this annual outdoor concert featuring Oregon's up-and-coming indie bands," Dan explained, taking Shandra's phone.

"Hey!" Shandra exclaimed, glaring at Dan. The boy was swiping through pictures of the bands.

"They're all coming!" He said. "Scarves Indoors, Wood Grain on Everything, the Love God! You've probably seen him in that viral video."

He turned the phone sideways to show a video.

"Who's ready to fall in love tonight?!" Love God asked. The crowd cheered loudly. The Love God tripped off stage and fell face-first into the camera. "Whoa! Ow! I hope nobody's filming this!"

"Woah! Like a real concert concert?" Ford asked. "I've, uh, never actually been to one of those before."

He rubbed his arm.

"That's because you've never had an awesome crew to roll with before," Dan chuckled. The two of them looked over at the rest of the group, who was cheering on Toby to lick a dirty sponge.

"C'mon, Toby!" Ed cheered.

"Lick that sponge! Lick that sponge!" Ed and Daryl chanted. Toby groaned and licked the sponge, causing the rest of the group to laugh.

"When you're with us, you're in," Dan smiled at Ford. Groaning was suddenly heard throughout the cemetery. The gang became worried and looked around nervously. A flock of ravens cawed loudly and scattered from the trees.

"Ghosty sounds!" Stan gasped. "Cemetery ghosty sounds!"

"Great, the one time I don't bring my recorder," Bella huffed.

"It's coming from that open grave," Dan pointed out. The group walked over, standing about a foot away from the hole.

"You look," Ed said to Daryl, shaking.

"Not if you don't look with me," Daryl responded, holding Ed's hand tightly.

"Toby, go look," Ford said.

"Haha, nice use of Toby, dude," Daryl laughed. Ed shoved Toby forward and Toby groaned nervously.

"Gaze upon death! Gaze upon death!" The group began to chant. They continued to chant as Toby slowly walked forward. Once he saw the grave, he screamed.