Dedicated to tayraearm because, why not? It's not everyday you find your twin sister, now is it? She's the reason I'm putting this chapter up this soon.
And also to @HSH_Deathstar , because she's a darling. And she has the cutest russian/french accent I've ever heard (not that she's even any of that. You should hear her say everybody with the accent)
And also quteyx because she's plain awesome. Her comments are the best. She's a princess.
SPONGEBOB NARRATOR VOICE (DATE TUESDAY)
"What if he doesn't show? What if it all goes wrong? What if I trip and fall? What if- "
"Okay Godmother, shut up with the what ifs" Jasmine stated, pinching my lips together.
I sighed deeply and fell back down to the bed.
"I'm just nervous Jas. I've never asked a boy on a date before""Neither have I. But I can tell this is gonna be the best date he's ever had"
"But I've never even been on a date before" I groaned again, rubbing my face.
"Again, neither have I Godmother. Neither have I. There's a first time for everything. Either it will be good or bad. There's a 50-50 chance. You need to stop thinking of the bad, and move on to the good side. Your mentality matters too you know.
So now promise me you'll try your best not to think too much. And please, please no sex jokes"
I laughed out at the end of her little speech, punching her arm lightly when I said "No promises Jas"
Getting up from the bed, I walked over to the bathroom to do my business.
"How do I look Jas, does it say 'dressed to impress or casual?' " I twirled around, so Jasmine could see the entire thing.
"Oh and does my butt look good?"
She shook her head. "You look great. It doesn't say dressed to impress though. It's more of, casually chic. Dressed to impress would be with a bit of make up, and maybe dressy shoes. Oh, and your butt looks great too"
"Thanks babe, you're the best" I smiled, hugging her.
I was dressed in denim dungarees, (or overalls, as some people liked to call them) a long sleeved white shirt inside, and white converse. (Fact: I've never worn them before. They were a gift from my mother, and I never had the chance to wear them anywhere, because white, amarite? )
My thick hair didn't give me much trouble - as i had put in a leave in conditioner the night before- so I was able to tie it up into a cute high puff without much death.
"Don't forget everything I told you Godmother. Especially the part about sex jokes. Alright? And don't forget this" She added, putting a beaded bracelet around my wrist.
"Where did you find it?" I asked, tracing my fingers lightly on the beads.
"Behind the toilet"
"Okay gross" I scrunched up my nose, attempting to pull it off.
"Don't worry. I disinfected it. I'm not so cruel"
I signed in relief. "Thanks Jas, you're the best" I grinned, ruffling her green hair. (She wanted to go as The Joker for her office's Halloween party, while Damien went as Harley Quinn. Weird couple I tell you. So we dyed her hair last night. It came out pretty well)
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My Starbucks Boy
RomanceIn which we read about love from the perspective of a weird person falling for a Starbucks boy.