Birthday Scenarios

American Horror Story Season 5

Month:
1: The Countess
2: Iris
3: James (Get it? His last name is March!)
4: Billie Dean
5: Claudia
6: Donovan
7: Romona
8: Det. John Lowe
9: Will
10: Tristan
11: Queenie
12: Dr. Alex Lowe

Day:
1: Slapped you
2: Hugged you
3: Is now your math tutor
4: Bragged to their friends about you
5: Kissed you
6: Made you drink perfume
7: Threw a flashlight at your head accidentally.
8: Stole your money
9: Ate your birthday cake
10: Threw you a party
11: Took a selfie with you
12: Punched your cat
13: Drank your lemonade
14: Uses your Netflix account without your permission
15: Killed your best friend
16: Made you a friendship bracelet
17:Made love to you
18:Smashed your car
19: Took you on a killing spree with them
20: Threw a baseball bat at your cousin
21: Had sex with you
22: Forced you to watch Paw Patrol with them
23: Farted near you, then left
24: Made you popcorn
25: Applauded you
26: Carved out your heart
27: Glared at you
28: Ate your dog
29: Stole your phone
30: Broke your leg
31: Spanked you

Color of Your Shirt:
Orange: Because they dislike you.
Pink: Because they hate you with a burning passion.
White: Because they were trying to impress their friends.
Yellow: Because they think you're a cutie.
Blue: Because you stole their kitchen knife.
Green: Because that's how life works.
Purple: Because you bashed their favorite movie.
Red: Because it was sunny.
Black: Because they think you're sexy.
Other: Because why not?