Birthday Scenarios

Lord of the Rings.

Month:
1: Pippin
2: Samwise
3: Merry
4: Legolas
5: Gandalf
6: Elrond
7: Frodo
8: Gimli
9: Aragorn
10: Arwen
11: Rosie
12: Boromir

Day:
1: Threw you off a cliff
2: Made you a sacrifice to their God
3: Married you
4: Got drunk with you
5: Made you breakfast
6: Gave you a bunny
7: Taught you how to fight
8: Bought you a beer
9: Threw you a party
10: Gave you their weapon
11: Taught you swear words in another language
12: Gave you a horse
13: Gave you a kiss on her cheek
14: Braided your hair
15: Threw a loaf of bread at you
16: Ate all of your birthday cake
17: Lit you on fire
18: Saved your life
19: Smacked you
20: Gave you money
21: Let you stay the night with them
22: Gave you a dog
23: Made you a dress
24: Is now your master/mistress
25: Handcuffed you to them
26: Cracked an egg over your head
27: Gave you a hug
28: Played poker with you
29: Chopped your arm off
30: Danced with you
31: Took you on a date

Favorite Weapon:
Bow: Because that's the way things work.
Sword: Because he/she wanted to.
Axe: Because he/she lives to make you smile.
Magic: Because they were paid to.