Birthday Scenarios

Creepypasta.

Month:
1: Smile Dog
2: The Bloody Painter
3: Dark Link
4: Glitchy Red
5: Lost Silver
6: Jeff the Killer
7: Ticci Toby
8: Hoodie
9: Laughing Jack
10: Eyeless Jack
11: Masky
12: BEN

Day:
1: Ate you
2: Is protecting you right now
3: Drugged you
4: Stalks you in the shower
5: Wants to marry you
6: Married you
7: Proposed to you
8: Put salt in your milk
9: Made love to you
10: Played video games with you
11: Got drunk with you
12: Played a board game with you
13: Killed your friends
14: Killed your pet
15: Made you waffles
16: Is saying crappy things about you
17: Planning your murder
18: Kissed you on the cheek
19: Stole your toilet paper
20: Gave you a bottle of aged French wine
21: Raped you
22: Took you to the park
23: Slapped you
24: Killed you
25: Made you pancakes
26: Stole your phone
27:Handcuffed you to Sally
28: Cried
29: Made you a veggie burger
30: Threw a barrel at you
31: Gave you a kiss on the forehead

Favorite Article of Clothing Out of These:
Shirt: Because they felt like it.
Jeans: Because they were paid money.
Sweatpants: Because they thought you were dying.
Skirt: Because they love you.
Jacket: Because they think you're hot.
Socks: Because they hate you with a passion.