Birthday Scenarios

Pokemon.

Month:
1: Misty
2: Wally
3: Gladion
4: May
5: Jessie
6: Ethan
7: Red
8: Bianca
9: Cheren
10: Brock
11: Gary
12: Ash

Day:
1: Gave you candy
2: Kidnapped you
3: Choked you
4: Forced you to eat their cookies
5: Made you kill a shiny Pokemon
6: Made you eat vegetables
7: Killed your family
8: Made you listen to 1D
9: Killed your pet.
10: Ate your lunch
11: Killed your starter Pokemon
12: Stalked you
13: Forced you to kiss your enemy
14: Threw a snake at you
15: Made you become part of Team Rocket
16: Made you eat a spider
17: Took you to a bar
18: Became your butler/maid
19: Is now your father/mother
20: Cut your hair
21: Gave you a hug
22: Snapped your neck
23: Is dating your mom
24: Hated you
25: Moved to Canada
26: Stole your phone
27: Sent you nudes
28: Sold a kidney to you
29: Threw a snowball at your face
30: Told you a creepy story
31: Showered with you

Favorite Legendary Pokemon:
Mew: Because the universe told them to.
Mewtwo: Because Team Skull forced them to.
Regigigas: Because that's the way it is.
Ho-Oh: Because they hate your family.
Meloetta: Because you sang a song to them.
Shaymin: Because you comforted them.
Not Listed: Because they hate you.